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They all sound high as kites!

Well we can't give them or chocolates can we, as it's bad for them. So letting them use legal highs seems fair to me

Bananas and apple now ordered.

You remind me of that famous line from (either) Fort Apache or She Wore a Yellow Ribbon, Weezol.

'If you saw them, son, they weren't Apache'. (Or similar words.)

I know what you mean, though.

You got me. Mant happy hours as a kid watching just such films.

I'm fairly sure that 'It's quiet. Too quiet.' also comes up.

Funnily, though, I know that feeling of unease at apparent peace.

And especially for Weezol. (And those of you who have seen one performed at country weddings.)

Oh - and Yes. Henry Fonda is no mean hoofer.

Cozie Why thank you ma'am. Much obliged.

Banana stashed*, Mamma's little stoner aka WeezolCat in deep upside down slumber on the bed.

*it is the only appropriate word.

Also, fair warning, I had a very odd, unpleasant dream last night - giant goldfish turning into even gianter trout. Woke up with Yeooow banana on the bed - probabably coincidental but it's staying in the kitchen tonight.

O is melting my heart

It rather looks as if he's melting himself.

He's doing lots of gazing

Peak gazing

He loffs you sweet li'l lady.

Banana in my basket... promised two-hour delivery tomorrow.

Is this the first step of an internet craze? Will we be in the Mail on Weds? And exposed for supplying drugs from the dark web by Thursday?

O says "only wiv MA momma, I no like OTHER hoomans"

I had a fling with another cat this evening, Mr C doesn't know. Tiddles, the cat at the arts centre, got the full ears 'n' chin and then we rubbed faces.

Tiddles is a colleague, I volunteer there. Temptations in the workplace, such a cliche. I might get him a banana

Oh My Word. Get Tiddles a banana? You know what they'd say about this on 'Relationships'?

O watches out the window to check. If I am near another cat he hurtles out the window to scream
He's now shouting at the window because the blind is open and he wants to be a vampire cat "an go PLAY"

I can only imagine what the ladies there would make of a rogue banana in my 2-hour delivery slot C. But...Tiddles is only a year old and he is fatter than Mr C.

I am going to have to groom him as it is - he is covered in dust and has fur clumps near his hips, you know when they don't wash, well someone hasn't had a wash for ages. He looks cheerful tho'.

How would they feel about a massive pollock through your flap?

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All the best for tomorrow, Lana.

Hello, I’ve had a NC specifically for cat purposes as I suspect it could get a bit outing.

DH and I have been waiting to find out if we can have a 9 y.o. cat we fell in love with a few months ago, and today found out that it’s a go and he’s had a booster jab and check at the vet’s today and he’ll be being delivered to us later this week.

It’ll be my first real own cat (had cats at my family home all my life but none since finally moving out) and DH’s first cat ever, as someone I introduced to the joys of cats. He thought he was more of a dog person before. Daft.

So. Excited.

Well done. Do you know his history? (The cat.)