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[Ollivander84]

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PB has discovered new Yum Yums. (From Webbox.) He became almost emotional.

That’s awful but I wouldn’t entertain thoughts of a companion for the remaining.

I thought you might say thus.

Thanks both - you've dodged a bullet for me. Megathanks :)

Will tell grief-stricken cousin to sign up instead for online dating.

Off to investigate Yum Yums. Mr C getting v sniffy about chews.

Oh sorry. That's apparently 'Yum e Yuma'. (Mustn't forget the 'e'. )

Yums. (Autocorrect striking a blow for freedom.)

Webbox must be doing a roaring trade. What with their addictive toppings. Now I'll have to keep an eye out for the Yum e Yums.

Just my household and the two guerriers have the lick e lix topping on their morning wet breakfast. I give a wet supper, too. They have the sausage broken up as a crouton topping for that. The expensive healthy Royal feline Canine is for grazing. One is becoming a bit stout.

The other one is after catching and munching a horrible big blue bottle. And they are drinking out of stagnant water in the pond. Even though I provide clean drinking water inside. Little monsters (one not so little).

The mighty hunter is... snoring in a bush

Defamation! His eyes are open!

What's the splash of blue bottom left?

Is it the case that 'bush is the new trampoline?'.

Is it a case of 'climb, wait and they will come'. Birdies, that is. Having said that, his little nest looks lovely and cool.

I think it's a dairy milk wrapper
It does not look comfortable at all but I'm having a photo shoot at home so he's sulking and spying on me

Great hunters are also great conservers of energy. They need to be in tip top shape for the hunt.

A photo shoot without Ollie?????

Now you mention it I can see a curly 'C'.

He is refusing to be in any photos

Won't get out of bush for less than 10k

Mt precious adored Boycat is lying on the bed right now, despite having a bit of a shock there this morning. He does his dawn sentry on the bedroom windowsill, and as soon as he hears me stirring he jumps onto the bed for his first cuddle.

Unfortunately it didn't go quite to plan this morning. I wasn't waking up at 5:45am, just turning over in my sleep. And he totally misjudged the leap from the windowsill & landed, all 6 kg oh him, right on the worst part of my bad leg. My reaction to being woken in this exceptionally painful way was to try to leap bolt upright, get caught in the duvet & fall out of bed! I currently have a slight bruise on my head, a medium one on my elbow and a mahoosive one on my hip

Boycat fled under the bed until I went to get up properly about an hour later, then me having frightened him was forgiven for the sake of an extra long cuddle. But he was VERY careful to avoid me when he jumped back on the bed .

Won't get out of bush for less than 10k
WINS THE INTERNET!!!

Oh Allergic! I hope you are OK. BC didn't mean it, but that sounds awful. :(

A ouch - take it easy sweetheart. I've screamed my head off when Mr C has jumped on the wrong bit in the night - they do get the idea. BC prob feeling guilty - well, as guilty as cats get. Chocolate very good for bruises.

Oh allergic! Ouch

Ollie has finally emerged from his bush with much bribery of food

I.m pretty sure the one on the hip is from the bed frame, elbow & head from the floor itself. Oh and there's a little one on the side of my knee, but luckily my back seems to have escaped OK. I always have a good ice pack in the freezer which has had a lot of use today, usual painkillers for my back anyway, and giant Caramac buttons seem to complement them quite well. I plan to top up the pain killers with Raspberry Pavlova ice cream later .

I think Boycat has forgotten it already, as he's happy for me to stroke him when he's on the bed today and completely relaxed. Remember he is a cat of very little brain, so he may well have forgotten about it by now. Then again, he didn't come down early afternoon with Girlcat to demand a treat, so he may be feeling a little insecure bless him.

See, Ollie knows he has to hide and stalk things, then he gets to eat. Isn't that what mighty hunters do? He's just outsourced the killing part of the process

How is tiny PB tonight?

I've been out all night, O will be raging

Being sick. Back shortly.

Oh dear. I'm praying it's in an easily accessible place