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Does Ollie like roast?

I HEARD PB up chucking at lunchtime and I can't find the pile

Dry retch?

Yet - he does poor me face if I bring a roast chicken home so I presume so...
He didn't get any today as he was AWOL

Extra specially well - behaved then. He's trying to make amends.

Nah, Spartacus. He's due.

He didn't get any today as he was AWOL

You didn't save him any????

Not a scrap

Are you going to torment him with that photo mmmmm YORKIES and ROASTIES-

It might just be a furball C.

Oh that pic looks delicious. Was it as lush as it looks?

It sounded just like an upchuck. It's my own fault that I can't find it.......

You can bet your bottom dollar that the more gruesome the retching, the more hours wasted weakly crawling round peering in corners and the more one braces oneself, the less sick there will be.

Probably just a bit of spit.

It was delicious!

"Yes hooman? You disturbed me"

You May Now Bring My Snack.

Just looking for a cat on Battersea website for my cousin the kitten stealer - I note they have introduced a Bengal Section. Take note asbo.

There's something ... disturbing about that pose. Like he should have a red-rose between his teeth or something.

Yet
He was actually overgrooming and I caught him and said "what are you doing?"

Looks like he's posing for playboy 😻

It does have a certain'Valentino/Sheik Of Araby ' quality to it.

C there is a stop-frame explosion of very delicate, very tiny, creamy palest pink-brown orchids in the park. Up against the oak tree, they're frothing away in freeze frame and delighting all the visitors to the caff.

As one of my friends said, they make what looked like nothing into something. Spirit of Seniorboy, I do believe.

Can I get the pictures off my phone?? Can I hell. Sorry.

A quiet day; Mr C has expressed an interest in a Bakewell Slice. I've just scrubbed the upholstery down as people are coming round and they won't want to leave covered in a thick duvet of cat fur. Two lots of sick on the balcony.

Seniorboy would have loved them, right enough.

I can't be naffed to get the cat hair off the upholstery - I have a stock of throws tucked away that i put on the seats when visitors come in, then put away again when they are gone & the cats emerge from hiding from the monsters .

Does your cousin still have the bengals L?

It's awful, one died, F, she was pretty old but he is still gutted. Hence me looking for a replacement. He says he and Young Bengal don't want another one ie they need a kitten.

My other cousin, from whom he stole both Bengals, is also in the market for a kitten. I foresee a summer of family visits.

Allergic smart move.

Ask Fluffy what ASBO would likely feel about a new kitten, Lana. I'd forget about that one.

Good point.