One toy mouse found for PB........

[cozietoesie]

.....so temper tantrum forestalled for 10 minutes. Edited by MNHQ at OP's request

I disturbed him doing "important CAT FINGS"

That's one heck of a glare.

He's developing some very... opinionated looks

He is. (I didn't like to say. )

Goodness knows why! He does his glare and bustles away all self important

You need this 'Coping with the Confident Pet: 1,000 easy steps'. Unwritten as yet, but I feel there is a gap in the market.

AKA 'How to resist a bully?'

Their just Spirited that’s all.

Some entries for the Glossary:

Relaxed = idle
At risk of eating disorder = fat OR greedy OR both
Sensitive = bites
Playful = violent
Affectionate = hungry
Intelligent = naughty

Can we add "still refusing to climb in the window"

That comes under 'intelligent', I suspect.

Also 'developed team skills'

That's 'bullying'.

I'm a touch worried Mr C is turning into a little bit of a bossypants, as it happens.

He slaps me round the flat all day, with his tail lashng the back of my legs. If I demur eg go to the loo, he sits there with eyes narrowed to slits and cracking his tail like a whip.

He won't let me go out without 3 bowls of food at least being refilled, plus choice of drink. If I look like I might fall asleep after lunch, he screams and attacks the sofa to keep me awake in case he feels peckish.

Looks odd written down. Funny, because he has the nature of a little angel, really.

Ah...........

Under it.

Do you think a power readjustment is in order Cozie? He is sweet and good, really, just a bit alpha at times.

(Just hit the 'undo' button, Gahhh!)

Explain his sweetness and goodness. I have to say that that's not entirely what's coming across.......

Hard to sum up - sniffs my head and purrs. Loving and attentive 24/7. Some things are too precious to articulate, you know, we are both repressed English people.

Hard to sum up - sniffs my head and purrs. Loving and attentive 24/7. Some things are too precious to articulate, you know, we are both repressed English people.

Have you ever considered saying...........No to him occasionally?

Believe it or not, I do.

1.He takes advantage of menopausal memory loss to scream for extra meals, but I count them now firmly on my fingers in front of him. We both know the score.

1. I roar at him if he trips me up. Now he shouts back indignantly to say it was an accident - he knows.

1. He no longer hunts my head. When I am asleep, I get woken with a tender paw patting my cheek, it only goes to a furry balled fist in desperation. No A&E at all this year.

I expect that's enough discipline for now, don't want to overdo it . What do you think?

Ollie is demolishing applaws duo mousse very loudly. It doesn't get stuck in his gums like the shreds do

Mousse update. Demolished. 10/10 rating for Ollie satisfaction. Today anyway, it'll be old news tomorrrow

There's an offer on Waitrose organic terrine O! Only 30p a pot, thought of you and O. The bits are pretty small, nice and soft.