One toy mouse found for PB........

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.....so temper tantrum forestalled for 10 minutes. Edited by MNHQ at OP's request

That's dreadful.

That’s awful, truly grim. People are awful.

London’s not as glam as I thought.

At least PB is basking in the sun on his special day.

Self and pet slumped on duvet. Police coming at 8am Sunday, that's almost worse than being hate-crimed. I've told them to storm the door down SWAT style as I am not an early riser.

Bloody Steve keeps screaming to go out as he can smell the oh-so tempting rubbish remains but I've locked us in. It's not that bad really.

I hope your not cleaning it up.

C I hope Newby enjoyed his birthday. 4 is still very young.

PB is watching something really intently from the edge of the bed. He's even stopped yowling.

I have cleaned it up but I haven't told anyone else except the landlord who never reads email that the police are coming. With any luck they can install the camera without anyone noticing at crack of dawn and catch the fecal felon next week.

Sulking, gone to bed. Thanks for being so nice. I can't tell anyone else, parents too hysterical and mad at best of times.

I had a bonkers neighbour for years and it made me feel like I’d done something wrong. In the end the police had a word and she moved out.

Thanks F that has cheered me up. The feds said do you have any idea who it is, and I said no, we are all on brill terms here.

About 400 extra people live here illegally Grenfell-style but I can't see them making trouble for obv reasons.

What was it that PB was eyeing? Not a birthday takeaway??

Have you mentioned it to any of the other neighbours?

(No. PB received an out-of-sequence Lick E Lix and was quite overcome. )

No, because I haven't seen them. I am keeping my powder dry too - I'd rather catch the loony than warn them off.

Darling PB enjoying being Made A Birthday Fuss Of. Only 4, only a tiny kitten really.

Ollie was napping so hard, he woke himself up stunned, shook his head and looked like he had no idea what day it was. Drool all over his own tail, as usual

PB has just dived into LWT2. He won't stay but it's odd timing. (Nearly bedtime.) He's never used it this late.

He might stay if he knows you + Lik-e-lix are in the vicinity.

Mr C has had two chews this morning. He knows if I get back into bed with coffee he gets a chew, so he has that one and then gets back off the bed and sits by it doing a hard stare at the packet. Only when I rattle it again will he spring up for part 3 of Sat morning ie the cuddle.
Little cuddly Hitler.

Have you tried morning chews in bed C? PB might like it.

Dr C won't get off me, he's says I'm ill & must stay under duvet, pinning me down with fat paws.

Very nice.

Fred says "hi. Food and pets NOW"

....pets....?? Has he eaten them all already?

he's not vicious! Adorable mostly. If you stroke him and stop, he cries at you and pats you with his paw

PB is still in LWT2 (after diving in there early on.)

What about Her, Ollivander? I receive the impression that she's not lavish with the sisterly affection.

Or indeed any affection.

Er no. She likes to gaze furiously at you if you dare think about it. More "touch me and I cut you"

So poor Fred is starved of lurvvvv?

Fred just loves humans. I have a photo of fat ginge but it won't upload

Are you feeling better L?

Ginger is her own woman by the sounds of it.

Thanks F I am. Got some clotted cream on double-yellow sticker, had cream tea; remarkable how much brighter life looks. Slightly embarrassing, even