One toy mouse found for PB........

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.....so temper tantrum forestalled for 10 minutes. Edited by MNHQ at OP's request

Clotted cream is always welcome.

I’m allergic to cows milk and wish I’d had more cream teas.

That is rubbish. Coconut cream? Delish.

Sulphite allergy too. Looking back it precedes the milk allergy..

Never mind.

At least you don't have to do the Walk of Guilt back from the coop rather than taking the bus because you are already so fat your trousers are flying asunder at the very thought of a scone.

You can eat chips can't you?

If their hand cut. Never frozen 😭

I split my trousers after Christmas, ‘‘tis nothing to be ashamed of.

It was the second time. Shoddy stitching.

One might add these so-called 'stretch' fabrics are a disgrace to current product description laws.

Thank God re the chips - handcut are the nicest by a long way. You're much better off eating fresh too.

Ginge needs stretchy trousers. But her striped tail!!!

Ginger needs stretchy everything!

Sorry. Ginge.

She's actually slimmed down a bit
Fred basically spends all day running after the humans going "fuss! Fuss me!"
Ginge finds herself a comfy spot in the loft and sleeps, occasionally emerges to glare at the humans
Hence the weight difference...

She’s a lovely little cat though, the tail is magnificent.

She's a beaut. PC Sedgwick has just been round to admire pix of my hate crime vistas. I was calm but asked him about my one paranoia -
apparently attacks on pets is the second stage. But he says that 'twisted stuff' doesn't happen v often. 'They don't bother.'

He is quite keen to catch them for harassment, but he says eviction is a long slow process. We can try various things to catch them.

Mr C hid in the bedroom. He is delighted he has already had x1 breakfast and treat, now he will push for another one at a more reasonable Sunday hour. I am quite grateful he hid as PC was in a smart ironed uniform and wouldn't have appreciated Mr C love all over it.

She's a beaut. PC Sedgwick has just been round to admire pix of my hate crime vistas. I was calm but asked him about my one paranoia -
apparently attacks on pets is the second stage. But he says that 'twisted stuff' doesn't happen v often. 'They don't bother.'

He is quite keen to catch them for harassment, but he says eviction is a long slow process. We can try various things to catch them.

Mr C hid in the bedroom. He is delighted he has already had x1 breakfast and treat, now he will push for another one at a more reasonable Sunday hour. I am quite grateful he hid as PC was in a smart ironed uniform and wouldn't have appreciated Mr C love all over it.

Your cat stays in though doesn’t he?

Yes he does. But someone could get at him from the balcony.

On me now, purring deliberately loudly for food. How asbo

Ollie demanded cuddles

Hope that's the whole afternoon sorted.

Sadly not! Someone needs to work to pay the vet bills

Good Luck O don't overdo it.

This came out today. First time ever I have seen a single bloom that is larger than a 7kg feral cat.

Feral cat tried to eat it as a bulb and doesn't approve of it taking up all his people watching sill.

Wonderful. How long should it last?

Couple of weeks - it's a double amaryllis but it has 3 buds.

Gone from bulb to 4 ft in 8 weeks, thanks to being LW and fed only the best on the market. Remind you of anyone else pale, sculptural, silky and elegant?