Help. My cat had pooped in my bedroom and I can’t find it.

[Kitee]

Ok my cat has done a horrible smelling shit and I can’t find it.

It’s definitely in the bedroom, I’ve looked everywhere. Except obviously I haven’t.

Where might a cat do a “secret poo?”

I’ve checked on my shelves, under the bed, in the pile of fresh washing, in the cupboard. NOTHING.

I’ve tried following the scent 😷 but it’s nowhere to be seen. Please help me before I have to check in to a hotel or sell up!!!

I'm on tenterhooks here!

Have you stripped the bed? Behind bed head?

Under the bed

Under/behind furniture?
In the wash basket.
In the wardrobe in a box /back of shelf/ under clothes.

Right I’ve looked under the bed with a torch, thought I’d hit the jackpot but it was a sock.

No carpets so won’t be that (laminate)

I’m losing the plot here.

Between the leg of the bed and the wall.

Do you have a box of tissues besides your bed?

I’ve not stripped the bed but surely he won’t have snuck under the sheet to release the ultimate shit???

Oh god.

Yes strip the bed

We call this a POP in our house btw - poo of protest.

What did you do?

Northern I actually do 😂 surely the shit can’t be in there?

Yes it can.....

Throw the whole cat away

Also try the bedroom bin

Window?

Strip the bed otherwise.

Have you checked on YOU anywhere? Have you sat in it, walked in it...is it (urgh) in your hair?

Any boxes kitty can squeeze.in and.out.of? I found our cat on the top step to the cellar tonight. She'd been trapped down there all afternoon, after sneaking in when dh went down for tools. I'm sure she's done a poo somewhere I am afraid to look!

Ive Just stripped the bed it’s not there.

It’s not in the tissue box. FUCKING HELL HOW AM I MEANT TO GO TO SLEEP IN THERE??

Can you leave the room/house for a while? Breathe in some fresh air or whatever(have a fag ) and then come back later to try and sniff it out?
Atm you’ll prolly still ve smelling it even when not in the room.

I don't even have a cat but I'm following this thread. Your saturday night might be finding the poo but I'm spending my saturday night reading about someone finding poo!

Would the cat not be able to lead you to the poo? Do cats do this?

Are there any suitcases or bags under the bed?

No cats do not lead you to the poo. They sit and sneer at your inadequacy.

Kinell, I couldn’t bear it. Any Premier where you are or bus shelters?

Oooh. The plot thickens 💩💩
Behind any furniture, behind the radiator?
Good luck 🍀🍀🍀

We need picture of your bedroom and the adjacent areas.

jake he normally scratches around the poo for about ten hours but surprise not this time. He’s left well alone.

rebel good idea.