My cat - affectionately (?) known as CatBastard, due to his habit of biting you if you try to stop stroking him - is spending today sulking because I won't put his food out on the garden table, and am insisting on it being on the utility room work top.
If I put it out in the garden, either the dogs get it (if I forget it is out there when I let them out into the garden) or the birds eat it - and I refuse to feed the local wildlife expensive wet cat food and IAMs biscuits! I think he thinks I should sit out there and mind it, when he isn't eating it.
Oh - and this is after he has been round to our neighbour's house and conned her into feeding him too. At her house, he will eat dry cat food - but here, he either turns his nose up at it entirely, or deigns to eat one or two biscuits, if they are well mixed in with his wet cat food - which has to be a naice brand - nothing as common as Whiskas for him, ohhhh no.