What's your dcat doing today?

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Mine has the right idea.

Her ladyship is demanding head scratches.

I forgot to say her brother died on Friday bless him. There were five kittens and they all went to people I work with apart from him and his sister they went to a teacher and his wife. It's so sad to not even get to a year.

Farting in my gf's ear. Apparently.

I didn't realise/remember that her brother had died so recently. Are you all OK?

Oh my goodness Each .

No he never came to me we all kept in touch three work colleagues and a lovely teacher took him and his sister. Poor mite wouldn't stay in had just started to go out on a night. I'm glad mine has no clue about him. He was a lovely boy.

My Daphne has come out of her mood now. How old is 9 months in cat years? I'm enjoying this age I have to say.

No idea how to post photos from my phone but Malcolm is sat on me watching Arrested Development (and slapping is tail on my face - he is a very waggy cat) and Mess is prowling around and tormenting the dog (who is terrified of her and will scamper away whenever she comes near, much to her amusement).

Ah. Better for your own family then at least.

9 months is just a kitten really, although well old enough to be a mum, sadly.

I've had a few days off work now I'm back I don't know if she's telling me just to get out of the joint of begging me to stay. She's also claimed all four of my £65 cushions inonky bought yesterday! The cleaner comes today. She doesn't do
much cleaning but she does love the cat.

Each you don't mean you bought the cushions for someone other than the cat to sit on? Surely not...! She is gorgeous, I bet she's missed you today.
Crazycat was very pleased that someone switched the sun on this morning. Little does she know the weatherman says that's it for the week now so that'll be my fault as well then!

Shes strangely chilled i work 12 hour shifts got in at 9 and shes not bothered to ay. My airbnb yound man has a couple of his friends round and theres much feasting and laughter going on in my new kitchen. Shes just lying on my new rug watching them. The cleaner knackers her out tbh. She chases the hoover all over the shop.

So, i moght beable to sit down with a cold cider and watch walking dead in peace!

Im loving the warm mornings she was out at 6am whilst i got ready for work it makes such a difference when im rushing around getting ready.

Semi-putrified corpse discovered in the bottom of the wardrobe

Did you get to it while it ......could still be handled?

Yes, it was just ..... drying out and a bit....tacky. Old house, very constant temperature, takes things a while to really go "off". Bread never goes mouldy,just hard for example!

Would have probably mummified eventually, left to it's own devices.

Ah - that's OK then. You run a risk with mouse remains.

Jeepers Weeds! Tacky dead mouse remains .

When we started seeing each other, DH would always do a sweep of his flat for dead offerings from MCat before I arrived. He got quite flustered once, when he could smell one but couldn't find it. Usually he'd follow the row of ants.

And talking of MCat, I've just had to pull some crumby black stuff out of his whiskers. He's also trying to climb on my lap, which always ends up in him biting me. We've compromised for a proprietary paw on the leg.

Well Ernie has been out and claimed the new weedproof membrane for a blankie, but is struggling with it as it is stiffer than the old stuff. I suggested going to the builders merchants for something else and OH said he would get some new stuff for Ernie...pffft.

He is now flitting between both doors as I've been mowing and OH is using the pressure washer and he is not sure of either

OH is going to get some new stuff for Ernie?

Mostly bemused at the bright thing in the sky

Should I be afraid?!

Yes, very afraid, Trust. Snake pretending to be a cat! Your ankles are fair game.

RubbishMantra She's already had my hands today grooming, you understand, I'm sure.