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What do you call your dog…?

145 replies

FlemishHorse · 23/04/2023 20:56

…other than their name? Listening to The Archers today and Bessie the collie is addressed as “Girl”.

I’ll tell Lil the Lurcher she’s a good girl, but otherwise she is…

sweetheart
my lovely
shinydog

madam

oi you
git

What do you call your dog…?
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SquashPenguin · 23/04/2023 20:58

My pug Pingu gets:

Ping Pong
Ping Head
Bugger Face
Little Gu
Ploppy
NO

MuffinToSeeHere · 23/04/2023 20:59

Deefa
Noodle
Handsome
His Lordship
The serial Shedder
Donut
Twat
Tails
Sir Twat

tatteddear · 23/04/2023 21:00

Good girly
Or just the girly

Nopicplease · 23/04/2023 21:01

Mine is mainly baby puppy even though she's almost 4.

catwithflowers · 23/04/2023 21:01

The Beast. Poppet. You little bugger (when in land shark mode 🦈)

Here he is, all lovely 11 weeks of him 😍

What do you call your dog…?
undergroundstation · 23/04/2023 21:03

Ds calls her Little Criminal

Eggseggseverywhere · 23/04/2023 21:04

My rottweiler was Fathead for 11 years...
Current ddogs are Pony, Bonebag, Polldog and Poodle...
Pony isn't a pony and Poodle isn't a poodle.

MellowMelly · 23/04/2023 21:04

Farty pants
Stinky pawsies
If she is lying on her back and her stomach is on show, I call her ‘boobies’ 😂
Farty poopoos
Stinky kerplinky

Riverlee · 23/04/2023 21:05

Tinker - most used nn
Muddy Nose
Wonky tail (his tail bends downwards sometimes)
Name-y boy

and ‘off’, ‘down’, ‘away’…!

nex18 · 23/04/2023 21:07

Dogster, my little pup star, baby dog or because he’s actually 13, little old man dog.

ZoeyBartlett · 23/04/2023 21:08

Stinky McStinker of the Clan Mcstinkiest (after Foxpoo rolling)
Tod ( The Other Dog) for whichever dog is not in the room

And a billion variations of their names.

Timeforachangeisitnot · 23/04/2023 21:11

I call the bitch ‘my wee girl’ -
she’s a tall lab and weighs in at 27kg, so not that wee.

The male will always be ‘handsome boy’

Hellocatshome · 23/04/2023 21:11

Bobby (which is his name)
Bob
Bobster
Mr Bob
Little furry fucker (if he is being a little furry fucker)

Nongatron · 23/04/2023 21:11

Figgle
Sigismund
Fibelet
and lots of other daft made up names
love the pup pictures 😊

Isthatascratchonmygrandmother · 23/04/2023 21:14

Handsome
Handsome Sandwich
Ham'Son Boy
The hound
Son
Fastest boy
Raggers (nn)

gogohmm · 23/04/2023 21:14

Babe a lot of the time, but also words I wouldn't print when he's not complying!

TheVanguardSix · 23/04/2023 21:15

Boy
Good boy
Der Hund/De Hond
Woofy
Doggy Woof
Sniff (he’s all nose)
Honker/Honk (when he’s extra stinky)

HamBone · 23/04/2023 21:17

My user name and versions thereof:

Hambone
Bone
The Bone

Plus his name and abbreviations of his name. No idea why we started these bone nicknames, presumably because he likes chewing bones?! 🤣

Idratherbepaddleboarding · 23/04/2023 21:22

Billy (his name)
Bilbo (probably more than Billy and we’re not LOTR fans)
Bilbo Baggins (still not LOTR fans 😂)
Billy Bobby Brown (DS is a big Millie Bobby Brown fan) or Billy Bobby for short
Billy Bob
Billy No Balls (since being neutered poor thing)
Pupper
Best Dog

JimnJoyce · 23/04/2023 21:24

Sweetie and Barky Robinson

Idratherbepaddleboarding · 23/04/2023 21:24

Oh and Slinky Malinkey because he’s tall and skinny (of course he is, he’s a MN dog!).

BungalowLil · 23/04/2023 21:24

Diamond dog (when she gets dew on her nose)
Pumpkin
Pupper
Scootbum
Warhammer (inappropriate - she's a chihuahua cross)
Beef sick (appropriate)

FuckNuggets · 23/04/2023 21:24

A shortened version of his name.
Fluff butt (he's a Border Collie and does have a very fluffy butt).
Good boy.
Fat boy (he is).

JimnJoyce · 23/04/2023 21:26

This is Barky Robinson

Spanielsarepainless · 23/04/2023 21:27

I used to work my dogs on a shoot. One of the guns had a spaniel we all knew as Ted You Bastard as that's all we ever heard him call it.

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