anyone else got a massive puppy that is just a dick head?

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This is Bernard . Bernard is 6 months old and the size of a small horse . And yes he's a puppy but he's also a total dick. He pulls everything off the work tops , he reacts really manically to other dogs when on the lead, he chews everything he finds, we're not stupid we understand puppies are puppies but holy shit he is hard god damn work , and he's bright white. Who . Buys. A. White. Dog .
Just wanted to moan and see if we are alone in this .

Not massive, but another Bernard who is less than white most of the time! A confident young man who finds it impossible to fathom that not every person and every dog we meet finds him utterly irresistible! Digs holes in the lawn and does the most rancid farts. Falls out of bed every night. Love him to bits :)

Yay!! More fabulous dickheads . love that this thread gets a super twat added every so often . Bernard is every inch as much a knob as he was when it started so that's great . here he is on the sofa yesterday taking advantage of me having flu and feeling unable to get him off in my weak state . Thanks Bernard . You dick head .

Haha, I can't decide if big Bernard is looking sympathetic or smug. We never allowed our old dog on the sofa in the 9 years we had him. Dolly was on within 9 weeks. She's a different breed altogether!

We were adamant that Milo wasn't allowed on the furniture. Then we compromised and said he could go on the one armchair that he had chewed up anyway. And then when he got too big for the armchair we bought him his own sofa. Totally lost that battle but to be fair he doesn't try to get on the rest of the furniture.

This thread has made me laugh
My puppy is 11 months old now and still a bit of a dick head but when I look back at 5-7 months I want to pull my hair out
Here are some pics of my baby:

Oh god, me! I've got a 10 month old working GSD. He's the biggest bellend of a dog.

Opens doors, brings all my recyling back into the house and piles it up on top of the other dogs beds, has eaten half my skirting board through his crate, takes up all of my sofa with his teddy collection, takes hair bobbles and clips out of my DDS hair when she's watching telly and brings them to me, climbs onto people's garden walls because paths are for dorks to walk on, and loves little old ladies so much that he cries to go and sit next to them in the bus stop..

How are all these dick heads getting on?

Oh god we agreed to one from the shelter yesterday 🥴🥴🥴🥴

What have we done?!

Haha I've got a massive Bullmastiff pup who's a complete arse, he's still on a trial run as we already have a Staffy who does love him but she doesn't seem happy anymore, your pup is adorable :)

I'm sat in the hospital while DH is in radiotherapy giggling to myself...we lost our dickhead aged 15, 2 years ago...once DH has recovered I am considering getting another 15 years of chaos..
I'd love to know how all these dogs are now...

My white 12 month old Bichon Frise may be small in size but he is a MASSIVE dick. He chews the bloody skirting board in the hall if I won't stop work immediately and take him for a walk when he decides it is time. stelas the kids toys, jumps all over everyone and rolls in EVERYTHING nasty he can find... dead fox today! Sometimes I love him but at this point before Xmas I could cheerfully throttle him. DD colls him "the menace"!

My last (big) dog was nearly all white and my current dog is at least 50% white but I am lucky - both are self-cleaning (especially the big one was). Maybe because they were/are girlies. Also, good thing about big dogs is their tummies are above the mud layer in the forest/fields on the whole unlike short dogs. Trouble is, I suspect the Bernards of this world will be down rolling in it - he's lovely anyway.