anyone else got a massive puppy that is just a dick head?

[cbigs]

This is Bernard . Bernard is 6 months old and the size of a small horse . And yes he's a puppy but he's also a total dick. He pulls everything off the work tops , he reacts really manically to other dogs when on the lead, he chews everything he finds, we're not stupid we understand puppies are puppies but holy shit he is hard god damn work , and he's bright white. Who . Buys. A. White. Dog .
Just wanted to moan and see if we are alone in this .

[mrsjoyfulprizeforraffiawork]

My last (big) dog was nearly all white and my current dog is at least 50% white but I am lucky - both are self-cleaning (especially the big one was). Maybe because they were/are girlies. Also, good thing about big dogs is their tummies are above the mud layer in the forest/fields on the whole unlike short dogs. Trouble is, I suspect the Bernards of this world will be down rolling in it - he's lovely anyway.

[Cath2907]

My white 12 month old Bichon Frise may be small in size but he is a MASSIVE dick. He chews the bloody skirting board in the hall if I won't stop work immediately and take him for a walk when he decides it is time. stelas the kids toys, jumps all over everyone and rolls in EVERYTHING nasty he can find... dead fox today! Sometimes I love him but at this point before Xmas I could cheerfully throttle him. DD colls him "the menace"!

[Feckitall]

I'm sat in the hospital while DH is in radiotherapy giggling to myself...we lost our dickhead aged 15, 2 years ago...once DH has recovered I am considering getting another 15 years of chaos..
I'd love to know how all these dogs are now...

[Staceyd87]

Haha I've got a massive Bullmastiff pup who's a complete arse, he's still on a trial run as we already have a Staffy who does love him but she doesn't seem happy anymore, your pup is adorable :)

[Eloisedublin123]

What have we done?!

[Eloisedublin123]

Oh god we agreed to one from the shelter yesterday 🥴🥴🥴🥴

[Staceyd87]

How are all these dick heads getting on?

[SuddenBeetE]

Oh god, me! I've got a 10 month old working GSD. He's the biggest bellend of a dog.

Opens doors, brings all my recyling back into the house and piles it up on top of the other dogs beds, has eaten half my skirting board through his crate, takes up all of my sofa with his teddy collection, takes hair bobbles and clips out of my DDS hair when she's watching telly and brings them to me, climbs onto people's garden walls because paths are for dorks to walk on, and loves little old ladies so much that he cries to go and sit next to them in the bus stop..

[ElleGrace]

This thread has made me laugh
My puppy is 11 months old now and still a bit of a dick head but when I look back at 5-7 months I want to pull my hair out
Here are some pics of my baby:

[fish88]

We were adamant that Milo wasn't allowed on the furniture. Then we compromised and said he could go on the one armchair that he had chewed up anyway. And then when he got too big for the armchair we bought him his own sofa. Totally lost that battle but to be fair he doesn't try to get on the rest of the furniture.

[Pippin8]

Haha, I can't decide if big Bernard is looking sympathetic or smug. We never allowed our old dog on the sofa in the 9 years we had him. Dolly was on within 9 weeks. She's a different breed altogether!

[cbigs]

Yay!! More fabulous dickheads . love that this thread gets a super twat added every so often . Bernard is every inch as much a knob as he was when it started so that's great . here he is on the sofa yesterday taking advantage of me having flu and feeling unable to get him off in my weak state . Thanks Bernard . You dick head .

[bowbear]

Not massive, but another Bernard who is less than white most of the time! A confident young man who finds it impossible to fathom that not every person and every dog we meet finds him utterly irresistible! Digs holes in the lawn and does the most rancid farts. Falls out of bed every night. Love him to bits :)

[CheerfulYank]

LOL selkie, my aforementioned asshole is terrible with visitors too.

He has calmed down somewhat with us but is a maniac with everyone else.

[MardAsSnails]

2 years ago I'd have said I had twatdog. Thankfully she calmed down a couple of months later, at the grand old age of 10.

Then I learnt what an actual twatdog was, when we brought YoungGirl back from the municipality where she was about to be put down probably for being a twat

A PP said their rescue dog had never seen outside or sheep or stiles or anything - ours doesn't appear to have been inside.

She freaked at an attempt to put a collar on her, and then a lead? WTF? She didn't get it.

She's turned into a lovely girl, she's about 2.3 now, ish. But she's still a twat. She steals all the toys, puts them in her den, and barks at OldGirl who tries to get one. OldGirl then comes over to me, all 'human, wil you help me get a toy cos she's being meeeeaaaan, AGAIN!' And looking all sad and bullied

We had to put a lock on the utility room door where the dog food is kept. Twatdog can get in.

She only jumps up for a cuddle when I'm wearing new clothes, so her dewclaws rip holes in them. Never old clothes, always first day I've bought them. She's almost as tall as me when she's stood up, so this is around boob level.

We call her Alan. If she's looking for something, she meerkats at us on her back legs. Which is quite cool actually, given that she's 5 foot tall like that. Even cooler is when she's meerkatting and gets excited, she kangaroo hops towards you doing happy woofs

She's very reactive too. But I've learned now our visitor has gone that she seems to think it was a punishment bringing him here - she's gone much quieter now she has her house back

[CheerfulYank]

Look at this asshole.

Oh I'll just lie here politely, looking for all the world like a non-dick.

No. Not having it. He weighs 80 lbs and is almost a year and eats everything in sight and jumps all over everyone and barks and...well. He is very house trained, I'll give him that.

His name is Zeke.

[spamm]

Pippin - he is a Rhodesian Ridgeback, and he has a hard life because he follows in the mighty footsteps of a perfect dog, who was my husband's soul dog. But he is doing well - less of a jerk every day. He is 18 months old now.

[Springermum1350]

I have a one year old springer. He is not a springy springer as he is nervous of the entire world.

I always say he was born without his spring. Lol. To be honest he is very quiet and was easy to train when he was really little. In fact I would like another one and it wouldn't faze me at all having to do the whole puppy thing again.

[Pippin8]

Ah spam he is lovely, what breed is he? I've got Dolly booked in with the mobile dog wash tomorrow to get her used to it. She's far to big to be going in our bath now.

[spamm]

Glad he is doing ok Hopping. Sounds very dramatic, but he wil bounce back well, I am sure.

[Hoppinggreen]

Thank you all
He's sleeping off his general in his bed . One eye is swollen shut and he has stitches in hs gum but will be ok n a few days I'm sure and back to twattery in no time.

[DramaAlpaca]

Hopping hope your pup is on the mend.

I came home at lunchtime on Friday to find dickhead puppy had decided to eat the sofa. He'd pulled off one of the seat cushions and chewed huge chunks of foam off it. The sofa will never be the same again.

He'd also kindly left me two steaming piles of poo on the kitchen floor.

I've forgiven him.

[Seekingmiracles]

My 10 month old GSD is a total twat too! But God do I love the twat!
He jumps at everyone, loves a puddle, tries to sit on your lap, last night he ate my hair dryer... All that and I wouldn't change him for the works

[spamm]

Another one here with a total dick, who is actually starting to turn into a delightful dog. But I let my attention lapse last week and he chewed up my favorite slippers. My DH is amazed that we are letting our standards slip and he is allowed on one couch, when his blanket is on it.

[WhoaCadburys]

Oh poor dickhead puppy, how frightening for him and for you.

I'm going to stop calling ours a dickhead now as I love him desperately and would hate anything bad to happen to him.

though he did get in the car today before the boot was open properly and whacked his head on it. Is now scared of getting in car even with open boot