Celebrity Love Island

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I know I shouldn't watch this but I probably will. Can't beleive Kelly Brook is going to be one of the presenters - I thought she was all Hollywood now. And I thought Jayne Middlemiss was way too cool to be involved in something like this too.

She just posed the whole time like a page 3 girl. And fawned in an unnatural pose i.e. oscars red carpet at TV Quick awards, in her tiny outfit. Also made lots of remarks about 'all you fit boys'. Like watching Barbara Windsor in a Carry On movie really. Obviously she is a lovely looking girl that many men would find attractive so why not just behave normally and maintain a little self-respect.

Can't tell you how glad I am it's not just me watching it! Was just about to start a thread. think Paul is appalling - how many times did he not take no for an answer from Isabella? I found it quite alarming and wonder if he treats all women like it. Also obviously has probelm with the old booze. I think Abi is such a sl*er - are the men really so stupid that they can't see that she doesn't seem to care who she snogs?!

BTW that's supposed to say that I think Abi is a slapper...

I think Abi must be incredibly insecure basically. She must be very aware that she's one of the people in there who's famous just for being famous. I know a few of them are in the same boat, but at least most of them are actors or singers or whatever. I quite liked her on Hell's Kitchen (not that I watched that either you understand) but she is pretty irritating on this.

I was shocked that Paul was so aggressive as he was quite nice at the start, but he does act like a teenager instead of a man.
Abi is just vile, sorry do not know what men see in her and she is so up herself.
I like Fran, Lee, Isabella, Jayne and Liz but find all of the others very boring.
I swore I would not watch this but I just have to! How sad is that. (Do not watch big brother though).

I love this show Paul shows all the classic signs of alcoholism Abi is a bit insecure and rebecca is the worst Isabella is a real drip and calum's hair is going BUT I love this show

apparently tonight there will be two new "celebs" on. One of which will be a big surprise for abi, nor john leslie surely??!!

I think Rebecca is a bit of a sla**er too but at least she's quite honest and "up front" (if that's an appropriate turn of phrase!)about it. Abi seems like she's trying to give the impression she's sincere - all that baloney about "give me a cuddle..." last night to Lee - yeuch!

Oooerr

Could it be David Walliams? Abi has been "porked" by him hasnt she?

Please let it be true..

When do they get voted off or are they going to stay there forever (fingers crossed)

Have to say that I admire Isabella's ability to be patient with Paul. If someone continually pestered me to that degree, I'd not want them anywhere close by and would distance myself physically, verbally and emotionally.

Also, felt sorry for Michael when he went with Abi to watch the surf competition. He was getting into her, and seemed excited about the chance to spend some time alone with her. She completely ignored him in her rush to drool over the surf boys. He looked a bit crestfallen, IMO.

I wonder if they'll skip the eviction tonight, and simply send Paul packing permanently as a consequence of his vile behaviour.....which happens every time he has too much to drink.

the mystery guests are....... do you want to know?

I SO reckon Paul's drunken antics are all stage-managed. Convinced. Started when ratings slipped...and he is an actor (well, Hollyoaks...)

YES, NODDYHOLDER!!!!

dinny - don't know if you're a cynic, or savvy! Either way, don't think it reflects too well on Paul.

well the male is the guy from the surf competition who gave abi his number and the girl is a famous playboy bunny type model a bit like pamela anderson but prettier That will cause trouble I'm sure can't wait it is my fave show

oh, savvy, Earlybird . work in media too.

though not in production so could be talking out of arse!

though not in production so could be talking out of arse!

though not in production so could be talking out of arse!

whoopsy

forgive me i haven't been diligent and read all the posts...my thoughts are:

fantastic ultimate car crash telly, as trashy as it gets and all the better for it.

jayne middlemiss: how on earth was she the 'ugliest' when they lined up in order of looks??????? she is one of the most attrative people there! much better looking then isabella wotserface for a start!

abi: thought there was more to her, then thought she was quite interesting, but am totally wearing of her neediness and totally laughable 'i need a cuddle please shag me' antics

lee: at first thought whoooar (had never heard of him and didn't know who he was at all, just was attracted to the fact that he looked like a man not pretty boy and also looked like he might be a good shag!), but thought he was crap with regards to jayne's (slightly toe-curling) confession of fancying him, and now think he is being an arse over abi!

duane: charisma free or what, next out i reckon

paul: what a tit

fran: can't decide whether he is a real pr*ck or ok

callum: even i (who don't like pretty boys) have to admit, he is very very good looking

rebecca: intelligent, manipulative, v interesting, not sure, jury is out

isabella: thick as a plank, nothingy really

anyway, that's far more than i intended posting but much to my dh's chagrin, i do love this....faaaarrr more entertaining than BB atm

Dinny - guess the multiple posts were placed for emphasis? Either way, we're all about to find out, so let's get watching!

god, I'm a dimwit!
Sophable, totally agree about Jayne M

ooh, what shall I watch? BB or Love Island? Can't believe ITV scheduled opp BB....stupid and pointless.

Agree about Jayne Middlemiss (sp?) - WHY did she feel the need to do this - the rest had desperate loser who will do anything for cash tattooed on their forehead, but I thought she was brighter.

puff are you puffthemagicdragon???