Get your laptop and your remote.....time for BRTITAINS GOT TALENT

[DoNotAnnoy]

New thread with nice short loading times for crap connections.

he is just screaming into the mic.

Good Lord above! This is like going to Bedlam to watch the deranged...

Liking the anti-amanda comments - perhaps a whole new thread?!

Have I mentioned she annoys me?

Xposts effie! Great minds huh !

Will we be gathering for X-factor too? I may need to invest in a laptop!

somebody should stop it!

And what is up with her lips?? Lesley Ash giving beauty tips?

why are they booing simon, hes the only one who is talking sence!

I lurve Simon... am v ashamed to admit!

And I thought I was just a mean old witch... would you like to stir the cauldron with me worrisome?

Nobody buys records anymore- I could see him being am irritating ringtone though...

anytime [WH pulls out extra long spoon from her witchy robes]

Don't know what it is about this show that brings out the worst in me!

He sounded like the guy from Fonejacker - can i have your sort code etc.

and dont forget the seal impression when she claps

lol port! You have just unmasked FoneJacker!

Can we start a new thread? This is taking about 30 seconds a page for me to load- anyone else?

very true bof...just dont go giving anyone any ideas!

oh no - this programme started earlier then yesterday and I have missed some of the fun!

what have I missed?

WorrisomeHeart, exactly!

I do wonder why Simon Cowell chose these two. Particularly Piers Morgan; what made Simon think, "yeah - I'm gonna make him a prime time star". It just seems so unlikely. I think it must have been a bet or something.

Go for it BitOfFun, I'll come over.
(Loads rucksack with wine, crisps and dips)
Anyone else?

new thread here

I have started a new one

TUESDAY ----

i'll follow bof

Evening stressed - you missed quality bimbos jumping out of cake and screeching Cindy Lauper and the human saxophonist. Don't think they're our winners.

No more posting here then - let's find the other thread