Get your laptop and your remote.....time for BRTITAINS GOT TALENT

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This is giving me a headache.

Why do women violinists have to have the wind blowing?

Last night's did as well

Break it up ladies, the man is mine. Have already discussed on another thread his many many merits!

Pensioner wasnt on last night?

elling well thats him busted then!

escala? terrible

what is it - if you are a size 10 and can hold a musical instrumnet Simon will employ you

Kashmir is one of my favourite songs of all time - not very impressed by the young string quartet - it's not a technically difficult piece on the fiddle and it doesn't work so well without the vocal line. I'd rather here a traditional sting quartet from one of the great conservatoires.

How many more times can they get "fantastic" in a sentence??

ellingwoman - i saw that! he said that its ok though, as he is claiming for a 'gammy leg' where as he mainly uses his head and back for the dancing!!!!

He also says that if and when he starts earning money from his dancing, he will stop his disability benefits - me thinks he is kind of missing the point!

Are you joking about the pensioner - that would be terrible for him

because you can't be female and not foxy

except if your name is Susan, of course, hence the USP

... not a patch on Led Zeppelin (my last post should read 'hear').

bet that jamie gets through

This year is better? I've never seen this programme before. I really cannot imagine seeing acts that are worse .

Simon won't let the ventriloquist go through...he won't make any money from him.

I can't find the link. What a plonker though!

I'd rather hear DJ Talent again than Shaun

yipee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

quite right too!

The result is spot on.. they are technically excellent and very creative.

Yay! But who else could it have been!

Hopefully that was obvious!

mrs maid - you're probably right, it will be oone of the singers

Oh god not them! I feel sorry for Jamie. Thrilled about Flawless though

hmmmmm....