Eurovision song contest

[Kimi]

Won't be the same without Wogan and we will get nil points thanks to political voting.
The songs will all be crap, some bint will be almost topless, there well be body hair where we don't need to see body hair and more perma tan then you can shake Victoria Beckham at.

There you go no need to watch now

That is truly terrible! I always thought Russia was filled with beautiful young women - where did they find her?

I've just switched on. Have I missed Jade?

laptop being slow to keep up. hmpfff.

nice view of her fanjo.

Not yet Lubyloo, 23rd apparently

Is Azerbaijan (sp.) in Europe?

differentid, glad I blinked at that point!

No you have a lot of crap songs to get through before Jade.

liking this!

the man from aber.... has no neck.

God, this bird is wearing one of Jordan's cast offs... what a dreadful dress.

PMSL diffID

Loving the gold leggings!

here we go a song that sounds utterly unremarkable and totally blah thump blah.

FF only if Europe includes most of Asia

i think putting on the subtitles was a bad idea....

No - she doesn't have Jordan's norks.

I don't think the Russians want to win. They'd rather save the money for another dose or two of polonium.

those were possibly the least sexy groin thrusts of all time when he was pretending to play the guitar thign....

Oooh pyrotechnics and wind machines!

I would like to dedicate this song to DH, because is always on my mind, etc...!

ting - pop - diddly - wang; ting-pop-wangerly-ding; pop-ting-wob-berly-do.

She looks just like Mercedes from Hollyoaks.

Nah, subtitles are great!

My gay friend has just said "even I wouldn't kick HER out of bed". Bloody hell.