Eurovision song contest

[Kimi]

Won't be the same without Wogan and we will get nil points thanks to political voting.
The songs will all be crap, some bint will be almost topless, there well be body hair where we don't need to see body hair and more perma tan then you can shake Victoria Beckham at.

There you go no need to watch now

Blimey FF, I've just double checked, it's only just this side of the Black sea, its opposite Turkmenistan and Afghanistan... sooooooo, almost Asia really.

Thanks Tilly

Bosnia etc next

Do we think that's a judging category? 'What would this sound like after a goldfish bowl or three in Aiya Napa'?...

You're welcome

Wots with all the white tonight?

oh look guys, more drummers.

Missing, that's got to be the best criteria for judging ever

Give birth to me at dawn in May?!

when do they start smashing plates?

lol missing!

Reading the subtitles on Bosnia et al, it seems to just be a collection of random words not making any sense at all!

This is dire.

Drums hurrah

B/H - what a load of B.S

i seem to think they're talking about Nacho's- making me hungry.

This sounds like the thing you hear wheezing out of the radio in a dodgy deathcab taxi on the way to the airport after a super cheapo holiday in the Balkans.

I like their uniforms. It's like the missing scene from Les Miserables - you know, the scene when the rebels stand on top of the barricades and rock out an ethnic ballad...

There goes the wind machine again!

lol at missing - i'm still mystified as to what was with the gold leggings in the azerbaijan thing.

and bosnia would be "I'd be asleep" if I was 3 cocktails down...

mmm nachos

I think they should win for the weirdest lyrics
WTF are they smoking?

They are all dressed like old fashioned cricketers.

boutros, boutros galli.

We are keeping a score - my friend is gay and it's the ultimate camp night in front of the telly.

My vote goes to the taxi driver