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Eurovision song contest

873 replies

Kimi · 16/05/2009 19:53

Won't be the same without Wogan and we will get nil points thanks to political voting.
The songs will all be crap, some bint will be almost topless, there well be body hair where we don't need to see body hair and more perma tan then you can shake Victoria Beckham at.

There you go no need to watch now

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SlartyBartFast · 16/05/2009 20:47

thanks headgirl!
invaluable information

frAKKINPannikin · 16/05/2009 20:47

Is it obligatory to whack the last chorus up a tone? I know it's traditional with hymns but it's tad wearing.

"Merci, merci" said in very sarcastic tones. Other presenter "C'est un belle chanson qu'elles on faite!"

Imoverhere · 16/05/2009 20:48

Dh has just informed me that they are in teh stadium where Alan Wells won the commonwealth games for running some distance. Blimey he's a nerd sometimes

OhYouBadBadKitten · 16/05/2009 20:48

This one looks a bit worried. poor love.

MissingMyWheels · 16/05/2009 20:48

Evidently it cost them too much to stage this year - last minute entrance, and godawful song. Still, saves them the money next time eh?

frAKKINPannikin · 16/05/2009 20:48

Russia's wearing a bed sheet.

cockneydadtobe · 16/05/2009 20:48

a billionaire dad huh - sounds like a few back handers to me

HeinzSight · 16/05/2009 20:48

Sinead O'Connor?

Thunderduck · 16/05/2009 20:48

Great lyrics.''Before you left with the golden ring, you left me and didn't save me from sorcery''

JonAndHate · 16/05/2009 20:48

OMG the subtitles

tillyfernackerpants · 16/05/2009 20:48

What's the point of the ageing thing then?!

Has anyone got the interactive version with the lyrics displayed? Quite amusing to see what they're actually singing!

differentID · 16/05/2009 20:49

they definitely don't want to win for a second year running then!

Anyone missing a shower curtain?

frAKKINPannikin · 16/05/2009 20:49

And the big screen does nothing for yer wrinkles, love.

tillyfernackerpants · 16/05/2009 20:49

damn, x-posted with pretty much everyone!

JonAndHate · 16/05/2009 20:49

Mum, you've been telling me not to desire, but at the time i didn't know where trouble lay

YanknCock · 16/05/2009 20:49

does your tongue turn black when you age? that's something to look out for....

OhYouBadBadKitten · 16/05/2009 20:49

oooh, no wonder she looked worried - not a great effect!

HeadFairy · 16/05/2009 20:49

Now this does sound like my cat giving birth... terrible.

You're welcome Slarty... the benefits of being a nerd working in telly

Imoverhere · 16/05/2009 20:50

Well, the song is certainly ageing me!

differentID · 16/05/2009 20:50

bf has just said she sounds like she's in poain.

HeadFairy · 16/05/2009 20:50

I don't think standing there and shouting counts as a song, surely?

frAKKINPannikin · 16/05/2009 20:50

I have the songs translated into French....it's special

tillyfernackerpants · 16/05/2009 20:50

Shouting instead of singing?!

JonAndHate · 16/05/2009 20:50

you've been telling me that time is like water, love is trouble...

cockneydadtobe · 16/05/2009 20:50

hehe - good old mr norton