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Eurovision song contest

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Kimi · 16/05/2009 19:53

Won't be the same without Wogan and we will get nil points thanks to political voting.
The songs will all be crap, some bint will be almost topless, there well be body hair where we don't need to see body hair and more perma tan then you can shake Victoria Beckham at.

There you go no need to watch now

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oopsacoconut · 16/05/2009 21:58

Ahh it's tha hobbit again!

beanieb · 16/05/2009 21:58

Did Germany really have Dita Von tisse!?

OrmIrian · 16/05/2009 21:58

My God! It's so fucking simple. And I never realised before

Long bare legs' long flicky hair, moronic grinning men, lots of flashes/fireworks/pointless props... and it's A Euro winner.

God it's so bad I want to be an American. And I've never been driven to say that before

shootfromthehip · 16/05/2009 21:58

I like the Moldova one too- thought it was just me!

dizzydixies · 16/05/2009 21:58

I feel a bit bad about your woman mortgaging her flat though

Piffle · 16/05/2009 21:59

whoever compared the French gozzer to Piaf needs to be whipped. Insulting!
Iceland or Portugal for us.
Ukraine were ok.

Thunderduck · 16/05/2009 21:59

They did beanie.

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Kimi · 16/05/2009 21:59

I think Germany will win

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dizzydixies · 16/05/2009 21:59

beanieB yes, she minced about at the end and sat on some massive black lips

OrmIrian · 16/05/2009 21:59

Take me! Shake me!"

By the neck? Oh OK then!

xfabba · 16/05/2009 21:59

worse = norway surely?

Saltire · 16/05/2009 21:59

There seemed to be a lot of white floaty dresses and lots of floaty hair - bet none of them have a mumsnet haircut though

beanieb · 16/05/2009 21:59

I want Finland to win, they won't though.

shootfromthehip · 16/05/2009 21:59

Malta. Yip decision made.

Imoverhere · 16/05/2009 21:59

Time to watch something else now whilst they do all the toe curlingly visits to all the countries and lots of embarrassed presenters pretend they are loving it and having the time of their life

Thunderduck · 16/05/2009 22:00

I'm a very proud European, and Eurovision makes me feel glad that I am. I love the weirdness of it all.

MissingMyWheels · 16/05/2009 22:00

nono shootfromthehip - I think it will be popular. Get involved!

BONKERZ · 16/05/2009 22:00

my vote goes to finland! proper eurotrash dance! Fantastic

Stilla · 16/05/2009 22:00

Ive put in a vote for Sakis .............and one for the box as well

beanieb · 16/05/2009 22:00

I saw Germany on you tube and liked the song but the rolling out of ms Von Tisse is just shameless vote grabbing!

Wonderstuff · 16/05/2009 22:01

With you Imoverhere Some cute boys though

shootfromthehip · 16/05/2009 22:01

Oh God, I'm going to have to vote for Finland then.

poppy34 · 16/05/2009 22:01

they aren't dispelling any myths that irena dyes her hair

Heated · 16/05/2009 22:01

Yep, Dita and slightly fascist overtones, bound to be a big hit in Europe

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Kimi · 16/05/2009 22:01

The women were all the same, the outfits were all the same, everyone had a bloody string section yawn

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