Eurovision song contest

[Kimi]

Won't be the same without Wogan and we will get nil points thanks to political voting.
The songs will all be crap, some bint will be almost topless, there well be body hair where we don't need to see body hair and more perma tan then you can shake Victoria Beckham at.

There you go no need to watch now

Ukraine 'Up yer Bum' to win

ewww no Greece one was horrid. His t-shirt was too short.

Yes, yes, qutie right, Greece to win!!

Shall I vote for UK out of obligation then?

don't vote yet!

me too wonderstuff I'd love just to have a big fringe and sod all else but my face is too fat

why so the commentators always try to be funny? it dives EVERY year time after time

DIFFID look what you made me do, I am on 2nd glass of wine.....bad kimi bad

yay frakkin and we can vote for france. hooray!

Heated, you're absolutely right, in the true nature of MN I feel we should by rights phone and vote for the song containing references to bum sex

LOL at GN's comment about cosmonauts having nothing better to do than opening the voting on the Eurovision song contest!

I wonder what the entertainment will be.

lol at toothbrush comment

Spacemen - only the Russians!

Sorry - have changed my mind. My vote goes to the two spacemen

OMG - next we'll have Bill Clinton announcing the winner.

wha... two men in a rocket, wha....

Greece - for the weird dance moves by the guy who loved himself! But also quite liked Norwary and Malta!

Missed the French one!

What a coup, getting the astronauts to open the phone lines!

poshtottie im glad it wasnt just me!!!

right - time to twiddle thumbs.

Kimi- I nly suggested you join us. it's been fun though.

DONT VOTE DONT VOTE! LOL

Dh wanted to know if the French woman had piles? She looked in pain

Alright, have voted twice for the UK.

Old Edith Piaf from France NOT getting my vote.

And the Sewedes - crap (although DH rather taken with the singer )