Eurovision song contest

[Kimi]

Won't be the same without Wogan and we will get nil points thanks to political voting.
The songs will all be crap, some bint will be almost topless, there well be body hair where we don't need to see body hair and more perma tan then you can shake Victoria Beckham at.

There you go no need to watch now

ooh backflips in a suit!

Biwi - lol. You're right - even her dress is skatastic

It's Sarah Harding from Girls Aloud

oooo maybe thas who we need to represent us next year

Are the 2 men fighting on the podium???

I do hope the Spanish didn't pay the Swedes too much for this song, it's rotten. Hardly Waterloo.

At least we didn't rely on gimmicks and silly choreography or half naked men

she sounds like an ad for salt. Take me and shake me

Well, who wants what then?

Me - Greece
DH - Iceland

ooh, where has she gone?!

'come on and shake me' ?

ooohhhhh a dress change possible?

couldn't we have had that curtain for jade and ALW to disappear into?

Where did they get the hairdresser giggling about in the suit? Nikki Clarke?

It's the shake and vac ad.

I dunno who I'd vote for I've forgotten everything about the first 22 songs

I want to nail you on my cross -??

@ Lottie

Germany for having Dita von Teese!

I cna't think of one that I'm going to vote for.

DH thinks in terms of pure cheesy Eurovision campness that Ricky Martin (greece) lookalike should win

lottie I saw that.

I just realised BBC on Sky has Eurovision sing-along on Text! Why o why didn't I look earlier!

I quite liked her hair

Im with Sakis !
(Greece)

Lol @ Gn again!

Yip- nice hair wonderstuff

I'm voting for Germany as I always do.