Eurovision song contest

[Kimi]

Won't be the same without Wogan and we will get nil points thanks to political voting.
The songs will all be crap, some bint will be almost topless, there well be body hair where we don't need to see body hair and more perma tan then you can shake Victoria Beckham at.

There you go no need to watch now

do prefer it to ours though - is perky

Well I liked it anyway.

NOthing can beat Lordi

poppy - I loved Europe when I was young and stupid - got the album and everything! I graduated to guns n roses eventually

Do you think everyone else in Europe was wondering what the ugly old bloke was doing on stage with Jade? They were all thinking they should have got a skimpily dressed lovely to tinkle the ivories.

Fuck me the circus is in town

burny sticks... i do like gray

He would rather the girls had the fire Dizzy

loved Lordi

behave yourself BIWI you too cornsilk and dID

"Tres tres sexy" this on apparently

it sounded like wouldnt it be good to be in your shoes

Kimi- it's Eurovision.of coure the circus is in town

I'm liking your DH more and more oops!

My dh looks like Andrew apparently.

Oh dear the Spanish have gone ethnic, I bet they thought they were being really original.

hang on I think it just turned to come dancing

YUP - we missed the boat with the tasteful act.

It's Pink's Spanish cousin!

Spain look like they think it should be on ice

Right - my vote goes to Moldova.

Your eyes are a volcano? some things are better not translated.

is she going to start ice skating...?

Take me and shake me??? what is she hoping for?

am I the only one who hates that bodystocking stuff?

This one looks like Sarah Harding!!