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Eurovision song contest

873 replies

Kimi · 16/05/2009 19:53

Won't be the same without Wogan and we will get nil points thanks to political voting.
The songs will all be crap, some bint will be almost topless, there well be body hair where we don't need to see body hair and more perma tan then you can shake Victoria Beckham at.

There you go no need to watch now

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NorkyButNice · 16/05/2009 21:44

Dear lord.

Eminem vs Celine Dion

dizzydixies · 16/05/2009 21:44

Makeda she's a tiny wee thing, you think they would manage to find one to fit her norks?

brilliant, its NKoTB and their mums come on Finland!!!

glitteryb6 · 16/05/2009 21:44

feck its finnish eminem!

spikemomma · 16/05/2009 21:44

ah and we're back on track on belly laughs. ee you can't beat the eurovision ...

OhYouBadBadKitten · 16/05/2009 21:44

do you reckon the sprinklers will go off?

serenity · 16/05/2009 21:44

cringy bad rapping

Imoverhere · 16/05/2009 21:44

Europop. IMO the only type of song that should be on Eurovision.

YanknCock · 16/05/2009 21:44

We have violins and ALW, they have fire and miniskirts.

Kathyis6incheshigh · 16/05/2009 21:44

why couldn't we have had fire eaters for ours?

oopsacoconut · 16/05/2009 21:45

What is with the backward cap?? how old does he think he is!

ruddynorah · 16/05/2009 21:45

see look at this..sequins, fire throwers, embellished jackets..that's eurovision that is.

dizzydixies · 16/05/2009 21:45

nothing like a backward baseball cap to give you muso cred

OllieWollieWoo · 16/05/2009 21:45

At least this crap will make ours look even better!

beanieb · 16/05/2009 21:45

cornsilk she did ok, but it's a song contest not a voice contest and the song was shit.

Finland is better, at least they are trying to be hip!

PestoMonster · 16/05/2009 21:45

A tad old for a back to front baseball cap, non?

poppy34 · 16/05/2009 21:45

dh just said he might know why they have the highest rate of suicide in europe.

talking of which whatever did happen to europe and did they have any more hits than the fianl countdown?

MissingMyWheels · 16/05/2009 21:45

'i'm a man who's out of control'

a truer lyric has never been spoken...

Heated · 16/05/2009 21:45

So who has got your vote this year?

oopsacoconut · 16/05/2009 21:45

I was thinking a bit like Finnish Vanilla Ice!

dizzydixies · 16/05/2009 21:45

oops is this gimecky enough for Mr Oops?

thats trumped all over our shite and its still pants!

BONKERZ · 16/05/2009 21:45

i can imagine dancing to this when out! go finland!

biscuitsmustbedunkedintea · 16/05/2009 21:46

What colour pants does one wear with a gold dress?

frAKKINPannikin · 16/05/2009 21:46

Just let me at the UK entry - we will have heavy metal and fire and sequins. Winning combo!

BecauseImWorthIt · 16/05/2009 21:46

I quite liked that actually..

HeadFairy · 16/05/2009 21:46

Well Finland won't be winning again this year will they?