Eurovision song contest

[Kimi]

Won't be the same without Wogan and we will get nil points thanks to political voting.
The songs will all be crap, some bint will be almost topless, there well be body hair where we don't need to see body hair and more perma tan then you can shake Victoria Beckham at.

There you go no need to watch now

its so NOT her fecking time, unless she DOES actually fancy a bit of Sir Andrew

pantaloons

bit screamy -well, a lot screamy to be fair. don't really it....slinks off feeling unpatriotic

cheery happy audinece

Thank God it is over.

I have a headache.

Do you think we miss the whole point of Eurovision in this country?

not my cup of tea at all, and, imo, not exciting enough to get anywhere

good lord that was shit.

Hmmmph. Noope, not a winner

Nice dress though

Shoddy intonation

Was it me or did she get wacked accidentally by a guy with the violin??

bring back Lordi - true genius.

pmsl Dizzy

ooh now it's time for Waldo

We may not win but at least WE had class

I thought she did okay. Meanies.

LOL

oh my god!! wtf with finland?

lol @ finland, seem to have gone back in time!

Bring back DAZ!

I loved Lordi.

OMG

Je l'aime. Je l'aime beaucoup - in tone of shock and surprise

Now disco-rap fusion with FIRE!

Has Daz emigrated to Finland?

Scooter wannabes!