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Eurovision song contest

873 replies

Kimi · 16/05/2009 19:53

Won't be the same without Wogan and we will get nil points thanks to political voting.
The songs will all be crap, some bint will be almost topless, there well be body hair where we don't need to see body hair and more perma tan then you can shake Victoria Beckham at.

There you go no need to watch now

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shootfromthehip · 16/05/2009 21:41

Tell me he ddidn't just hit her in the face

Kathyis6incheshigh · 16/05/2009 21:41

Oh FGS we're never going to win with this, unless a bevy of oiled eunuchs appear from behind a screen and start doing the can-can.

spamm · 16/05/2009 21:41

No, will not win - not a Eurovison song, and I am an expert, I have watched this for so many years. But will eat my hat, if she does (or something).

Good luck to her.

oopsacoconut · 16/05/2009 21:41

Not nearly gimmicky enough - we need half nekkid men, gyrating hips and a bit of bump and grind (DH's words not mine)

She's not that bad actually.

OhYouBadBadKitten · 16/05/2009 21:41

did she just get walloped by the violinist?

poppy34 · 16/05/2009 21:41

not heard this before- its perfectly adequate but doubt it will beat out norway boy

xfabba · 16/05/2009 21:41

surely you could have done better than this ALW?

Imoverhere · 16/05/2009 21:41

I don't think it is your time love

Better luck next year

BelfastBloke · 16/05/2009 21:41

Celebrity sidekicks.

Germany has Dita von Teese.

We have Andrew Lloyd Webber.

differentID · 16/05/2009 21:42

it's well sung- she has some cheering in the audience.

poppy34 · 16/05/2009 21:42

oopsacocoanut -your dh has a good point

SlartyBartFast · 16/05/2009 21:42

it's ok

dizzydixies · 16/05/2009 21:42

look look Andy has had highlights put in, he's tried to go blonde ha h ha ha ha

he probably thinks Jade wants a bit of his knighthood

ha ha ha

FabulousBakerGirl · 16/05/2009 21:42

Did the violinist hit her when she was coming down the stairs?

I have got to win?!?!?!?!?

Gorionine · 16/05/2009 21:42

I forecast UK nil points! such a boring song!

OhYouBadBadKitten · 16/05/2009 21:42

sing it baby

Thunderduck · 16/05/2009 21:42

Norway was awful.This isn't up to much either though.

mazzystartled · 16/05/2009 21:42

surely a mistake not to have an upbeat poppy number

beanieb · 16/05/2009 21:42

So is he there just to try to get more votes? This song is so like that 'Geraldine' spoof. It's tragic.

it's about the song? not the singer, right?

Her voice is ok in a diva kind of Xfactor way but the song is shit!

OllieWollieWoo · 16/05/2009 21:42

Her grin seems a bit frozen IYKWIM

poppy34 · 16/05/2009 21:42

belfastbloke would you feel differently if andrew lloyd webber was in a corset sitting in a martini glass?

FabulousBakerGirl · 16/05/2009 21:42

If anyone actually listens to the words we are so coming in last.

frAKKINPannikin · 16/05/2009 21:42

Okay good points:

It's a sappy ballad
She's wearing a floaty dress
We're acknowledging the monochrome colour scheme
We have strings on stage
We have the obligatory key change

Bad points:

She can't sing
She looks very strange

differentID · 16/05/2009 21:43

she's singing as yhough she's challenging everyone. Very good.

cthea · 16/05/2009 21:43

Her time to piss off.