Eurovision song contest

[Kimi]

Won't be the same without Wogan and we will get nil points thanks to political voting.
The songs will all be crap, some bint will be almost topless, there well be body hair where we don't need to see body hair and more perma tan then you can shake Victoria Beckham at.

There you go no need to watch now

I haven't actually heard our song yet - any cop?

ooooh, turned it on just in time for the UK.

dammit.

it's going to be awful!

Now we're mocking England who have apparently finished last 15 times

COME ON JADE

ALW gives me the heebie jeebies

Everyone - bar Portugal - seems to have implants this year & I'm including the men in that

I'm cringing in advance

but will she cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy??

off key

Is it going to be our time????

lol heated!

Lots of warbling gah

oh god I'm snoring already

and does anyone else think she's quite weird looking?

I very much doubt it.

doubt it

Better but I hope she gives it a bit more oomph later.

does it perk up at all?

Not the best start

No, no it's not.

And who let HIM on stage?

nah, we're never going to win with this, far too dull!

lol

dita von teet and andy chops - they're pulling out the stops this year...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

whiney, whingey whine, snore, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

very typical ALW

oops- she was too close to violin

Get away from ALW Mr Cameraman! It'll scare people off!