Eurovision song contest

[Kimi]

Won't be the same without Wogan and we will get nil points thanks to political voting.
The songs will all be crap, some bint will be almost topless, there well be body hair where we don't need to see body hair and more perma tan then you can shake Victoria Beckham at.

There you go no need to watch now

This is like watching Pan's People on Top of the Pops.

Under rehearsed and wayfully off trend.

dizzy you are right

A proper Eurovision song - I know she is singing in English, but I have no idea what she is saying...

did she say she was going to start her weekend with some tonic and lime?

hint: try some booze, dear

her boobs - my keyboard has crumbs under it!

its the Slutty Little Mermaids, King Titon would be so proud

I want to see the woman at the side - she doesn't look like a donkey from what I can see

Or miss!

wayfully? That would be woefully!

Poor girl at the back looks like she's been naughty and sent to the corner of the room til she can behave

why is blue romanian girl left out? is she ugly? cos at this point, i am feeling very ugly and breastless.

Technically I think she said "You are sexy - BOM!" According to the digital subtitles, anyway.

thats not much of a party. bring back the sexy bum lady.

Barbie fairytale utopia (or whatever it was called)

I wish we could get subtitles (stupid homechoice)

OMG BIWI It is! It's Pan's People

I've only just noticed the one in the corner! Is she the backing singer?

I am speachless

Slutty Little Mermaids ROFL!

Here we go!

oooohhhhh

how exciting!!!!

THAT was pants

wow- this evening has gone fast.

why oh why oh why do they let them speak at the end, even 'thank you very much' irrationally annoys me

It's us!!

Here we go folks