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Eurovision song contest

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Kimi · 16/05/2009 19:53

Won't be the same without Wogan and we will get nil points thanks to political voting.
The songs will all be crap, some bint will be almost topless, there well be body hair where we don't need to see body hair and more perma tan then you can shake Victoria Beckham at.

There you go no need to watch now

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Imoverhere · 16/05/2009 21:34

Is she singing

See my sexy bum?

YanknCock · 16/05/2009 21:34

um....the gladiators just used the 'up yours' gesture as a dance move...

HeadFairy · 16/05/2009 21:34

is she miming? I thought they had to sing live.

dizzydixies · 16/05/2009 21:35

I'm sorry have I missed that, did she really say 'you're a sexy bum'?

xfabba · 16/05/2009 21:35

vert beth ditto - quite like it if i listen and dont look

OhYouBadBadKitten · 16/05/2009 21:35

sounds like 'you have sexy bum'

ruddynorah · 16/05/2009 21:35

Shock Shock Shock

oopsacoconut · 16/05/2009 21:35

Martian - not Martrian

serenity · 16/05/2009 21:35

pretty men I can't see properly because of highly annoying camerawork.

GIVE ME THE SEMINAKED MEN!!!!

differentID · 16/05/2009 21:35

she did say that

dizzydixies · 16/05/2009 21:35

ROFL at least we're all wondering!

Thunderduck · 16/05/2009 21:35

I swear the performers sit there waiting for the watershed to finish. Tits out everyone and let the humping commence!

PortAndLemon · 16/05/2009 21:35

I just made the rhyming dictionary comment! Or at least one page from a rhyming dictionary, anyway.

biscuitsmustbedunkedintea · 16/05/2009 21:35

Yeah, we diss the dancers, GN wants to hump them...

spamm · 16/05/2009 21:35

She will be handing the keys over then!

BecauseImWorthIt · 16/05/2009 21:36

I feel like I've slipped through a hole in the space/time continuum to a time when women knew their place.

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Kimi · 16/05/2009 21:36

Is it me or have they all blurred in to one?

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JollyPirate · 16/05/2009 21:36

More drumming.....

shootfromthehip · 16/05/2009 21:36

It sounded like she said 'I will suck your plum' at one point...

dizzydixies · 16/05/2009 21:36

so the woman who actually sings is a minger kept off at the side of the stage then?

SparkyFartDust · 16/05/2009 21:36

mystical

and shit.

oopsacoconut · 16/05/2009 21:36

He bbob are going to fall out of that dress!

Gorionine · 16/05/2009 21:36

Not sure of what she actually said bur I am putting subtiltles on now so I do not mess any important lyrics!

xfabba · 16/05/2009 21:36

i have to say overall i am finding this way more entertaining than usual

OllieWollieWoo · 16/05/2009 21:36

For those not on BBC GN just said to look at lady on left in blue dress who may be singing lead vocals - or something like that!