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Eurovision song contest

873 replies

Kimi · 16/05/2009 19:53

Won't be the same without Wogan and we will get nil points thanks to political voting.
The songs will all be crap, some bint will be almost topless, there well be body hair where we don't need to see body hair and more perma tan then you can shake Victoria Beckham at.

There you go no need to watch now

OP posts:
biscuitsmustbedunkedintea · 16/05/2009 21:33

It's Britney Spears!

OhYouBadBadKitten · 16/05/2009 21:33
Shock
YanknCock · 16/05/2009 21:33

Ukranian Pussycat Dolls, anyone?

oopsacoconut · 16/05/2009 21:33

DH likes her boots!

differentID · 16/05/2009 21:33

reminds me a bit of MAd MAx.

Imoverhere · 16/05/2009 21:33

Pass me the crackers, big hunk of cheese showing on TV.

dizzydixies · 16/05/2009 21:33

JonAndHate

tillyfernackerpants · 16/05/2009 21:33

Britney in 10 yrs!

spamm · 16/05/2009 21:33

She has obviously never watched before - what was she thinking. roman warriors?

spikemomma · 16/05/2009 21:33

i think...she may not be a virgin. or young.

SparkyFartDust · 16/05/2009 21:33

what fresh horror is this?

MissingMyWheels · 16/05/2009 21:33

This sounds EXACTLY like 'Standing in the Way of Control' by the Gossip...with a trumpet...

Kathyis6incheshigh · 16/05/2009 21:33

someone has a rhyming dictionary

Imoverhere · 16/05/2009 21:33

D-id that's what I was thinking, although she is no Tina Turner

Makeda · 16/05/2009 21:34

What are the costume designers on?

frAKKINPannikin · 16/05/2009 21:34

Costumes are fabulUSSS

dizzydixies · 16/05/2009 21:34

oops!!! I never had Mr Oops down as a kinky sequin freak!

BecauseImWorthIt · 16/05/2009 21:34

Oh dear.

OllieWollieWoo · 16/05/2009 21:34

Wots with the weird camera shots - are the cameramen suddenly pissed?

differentID · 16/05/2009 21:34

someone had to pull his pants away from his crotch.

oopsacoconut · 16/05/2009 21:34

I had wondered where Marvin the Matrian had gone - he lives in the Ukraine.

Heated · 16/05/2009 21:34

THIS is the winner!

spamm · 16/05/2009 21:34

Is she really saying "you are sexy bum"?

shootfromthehip · 16/05/2009 21:34

This is HYSTERICAL. ROFL

biscuitsmustbedunkedintea · 16/05/2009 21:34

"Your a sexy bum"

did i just hear that right?

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