Eurovision song contest

[Kimi]

Won't be the same without Wogan and we will get nil points thanks to political voting.
The songs will all be crap, some bint will be almost topless, there well be body hair where we don't need to see body hair and more perma tan then you can shake Victoria Beckham at.

There you go no need to watch now

sounds like a winner to me

3 men dryhumping the floor, always a delightful addition to any song I feel.

LOL dizzy re eyebrow comment!

"She's a fairy tale though, even though it hurts"

I'd rather they sang in Norwegian.

LEAVE HIM ALONE, THAT WHAT ME DS2 WILL LOOK LIKE IN A FEW YEARS

even though the string is broken

And he does look like a hobbit, you're quite right, oopsacoconut!

no they were kicking hats off a stand thing

Not really a pop song though... not in Eurovision tradition. Can't see it getting many votes in the Asian countries.... not enough ethnic warbling!

really? its so.... normal.

wrapping paper cheap dress gag brilliant!

PMSL at the cheap wrapping paper - I might not miss Terry that much after all

LORDY look at that bow! I kept popping out between songs and have only just seen the bow!

I only came in at Germany. Was there anything good beforehand?

1 more than us.

GN is priceless!

interesting title

Ooo its the Gladiators!

You missed Greece!

no BIWI all sheeeeit so far - cannot believe this idiot has mortgaged her flat AND she thinks she's Brittany in her slutty years

Britney IS back!

aargh thread moving on too fast for wine numbed fingers/slow lappy.

nearly there.

aah a strip joint!

OMG I take it back, she's as old and minging as Cher

pmsl @ Ukraine