Eurovision song contest

[Kimi]

Won't be the same without Wogan and we will get nil points thanks to political voting.
The songs will all be crap, some bint will be almost topless, there well be body hair where we don't need to see body hair and more perma tan then you can shake Victoria Beckham at.

There you go no need to watch now

I thought this was NOrway so why th eIrish fiddler?

What was that blue spinning thingie supposed to be??

BIWI you're being kind now

oh oh Norway isn't hurting my eyes....................................... yet

How long has Norway been Irish?

The French just said, entirely seriously "it's always nice to see some national dancing"

too perky by far

ah yes - my gay friend says "very nice".

back to the 'folk festival' feel then...

Agree with GN, I'd quite like to slap his face as well, think its the smirk

can we take bet this Fairytale bloke who looks like a hobbit wins.

dID they look more like weirdy russian cossack (sp?) dancers to me

oooookaaaaayyyyy..... can't make my mind up about this one.

cute

I always like to see a good bit of 'national humping the floor'

Apparently he was born in Belarus and moved to Norway as a child! I know my Eurov trivia! He won a talent comp in Norway like Pop Idol I think!

The backing chicks annoy me!

Check out the way his nostrils flare when he sings

Sounds a little bit like Pinky and Perky though ...

his eyebrows leave a LOT to be desired though so he's def not gay

I like their dresses though

Urgh - tweeeeee...

dreadful, no way can this be a favourite

ooh look, I can play a violin

OllieWollieWoo - you have too much time on your hands!

did one of the dancers just lose a shoes?

another violin! clearly the trendy instrument.