Eurovision song contest

[Kimi]

Won't be the same without Wogan and we will get nil points thanks to political voting.
The songs will all be crap, some bint will be almost topless, there well be body hair where we don't need to see body hair and more perma tan then you can shake Victoria Beckham at.

There you go no need to watch now

iggle-piggle!

she needs a good meal or some pies

Should get all the brown-shirts & fetishists voting, if they're not one and the same.

Finally some real weirdness.

OMG! Blue sequinned gimp groping teenage ballerina!

This is a bit of a freak show!

'Gumby' being an American reference, sorry.... here is what I meant

but they've someone that can spin on his head, that surely deserves some points?!?

Personally, I'm thinking a disco version of Blue Man Group in the background, but I see iggle-piggle too...

Bleeding wind machine makes it look like she's just trumpt

Has the UK been on yet?

iggle piggle on lcd - rofl at that!

Where is her mum indeed?!

no

good grief, my 5yr old has more imaginative choreography skills and why have they got the joker and his evil twin spinning about?

are there any Albanian MNers on here - I demand an explanation!!

Shame because she has a nice voice underneath all that...

UK is 23rd

yey - here comes Norway!

not yet fab

friend's ds has just said she sounds a lot like lots of other acts. he's 8 btw.

First time "Saniflush" has been used on Eurovision commentry

Norway - the favourite song next. My gay friend likes it even more for the singer

Didn't realise Norway was the faves

PMSL at GN, Alexander is now a face I'd quite like to slap!

LOL at GN saying he wants to slap Norway guys face after hearing song too much!