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Eurovision song contest

873 replies

Kimi · 16/05/2009 19:53

Won't be the same without Wogan and we will get nil points thanks to political voting.
The songs will all be crap, some bint will be almost topless, there well be body hair where we don't need to see body hair and more perma tan then you can shake Victoria Beckham at.

There you go no need to watch now

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differentID · 16/05/2009 21:22

bf dh has just said the he though shakira's career was over years ago?lol.

frAKKINPannikin · 16/05/2009 21:22

That's her tummy, dear, not her heart

dizzydixies · 16/05/2009 21:22

lol BIWI, horrendous

am I bad to like turkey purely because of the red shoes?

smugmumofboys · 16/05/2009 21:22

What is it with all the flesh on show?

Whatever happened to a nice embroidered national costume?

Turkish friend has been bigging this up on fb but she just sounds American.

Thunderduck · 16/05/2009 21:22

It was like a nazi S&M convention.

frAKKINPannikin · 16/05/2009 21:23

I have a Dita style corset....quite want to wear it now

dizzydixies · 16/05/2009 21:23

is Lloyd Webber actually performing?!?

MissingMyWheels · 16/05/2009 21:23

Ahhhhh, Albania. Land of a thousand bunkers

tillyfernackerpants · 16/05/2009 21:23

This one sounds like fun

Alibabaandthe40nappies · 16/05/2009 21:23

DH thinks Turkey will win - I wonder why

JollyPirate · 16/05/2009 21:23

GN's intro does not bode well

JonAndHate · 16/05/2009 21:23

Noooooooooo!

OhYouBadBadKitten · 16/05/2009 21:24

oooh its the Green Goblin

differentID · 16/05/2009 21:24

so this is the green gimp! i missed this Semi final!

BecauseImWorthIt · 16/05/2009 21:24

Albania have Iggle Piggle on LSD

YanknCock · 16/05/2009 21:24

Gumby!

HeadFairy · 16/05/2009 21:24

Lol Missing!

and apparently bubble perms!

OllieWollieWoo · 16/05/2009 21:24

Yes Dizzy re ALW - that will get the votes flooding in

not!

Makeda · 16/05/2009 21:24

It's Morph!

dizzydixies · 16/05/2009 21:24

she's trying to be SJP in the SITC credits

and failing, miserably

frAKKINPannikin · 16/05/2009 21:24

This is a slightly twisted circus convention set to music.

Imoverhere · 16/05/2009 21:24

What is the jolly green giant doing on stage?

coppertop · 16/05/2009 21:24

ROFL at Albania.

smugmumofboys · 16/05/2009 21:24

OMG. It's Leigh Bowery!!

spikemomma · 16/05/2009 21:24

oh man - belly laugh at turquoise freak boy thing and ballerina perm bird!