Active discussions

Meet the Other Phone. Child-safe in minutes.

Meet the Other Phone.
Child-safe in minutes.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Talk
Telly addicts

Related: Film discussion forum.

Original poster

Eurovision song contest

873 replies

Kimi · 16/05/2009 19:53

Won't be the same without Wogan and we will get nil points thanks to political voting.
The songs will all be crap, some bint will be almost topless, there well be body hair where we don't need to see body hair and more perma tan then you can shake Victoria Beckham at.

There you go no need to watch now

OP posts:
HeadFairy · 16/05/2009 21:19

That'll do well as well I reckon.

biscuitsmustbedunkedintea · 16/05/2009 21:19

I foresee that being top of our charts next week

YanknCock · 16/05/2009 21:19

GN: 'I didn't want to poison you against that people, but that was pants.'

frAKKINPannikin · 16/05/2009 21:19

"we're lucky to the most celebrated/famous stripper in the world..."

tillyfernackerpants · 16/05/2009 21:19

lol kimi, not jealous?!

frAKKINPannikin · 16/05/2009 21:20

*lucky to see

MissingMyWheels · 16/05/2009 21:20

Sadly, this isn't 'perfect for me'...

dizzydixies · 16/05/2009 21:20

OMG what were his trousers all about - riclious and anyone else a bit squemish about Dita's waist line?

xfabba · 16/05/2009 21:20

no, this is pants

Imoverhere · 16/05/2009 21:20

And theres the mini bus driver

tillyfernackerpants · 16/05/2009 21:20

Ok, aren't they meant to be singing, not just saying the words?!

HeadFairy · 16/05/2009 21:20

oops they forgot to turn the turkish blokes mic on!

YanknCock · 16/05/2009 21:20

the beat's going Dum Tek Tek?

OllieWollieWoo · 16/05/2009 21:21

He does look like a camp UPS driver no?

biscuitsmustbedunkedintea · 16/05/2009 21:21

Haven't Turkey worn that outfit before?

spikemomma · 16/05/2009 21:21

the turkey chicks almost look a bit chunky after dita von tits teet teese.

differentID · 16/05/2009 21:21

oh goood grief!!!!!!

Shaking tits won't necessarily get votes. The song is crsap.

Original poster
Kimi · 16/05/2009 21:21

I remember having a waist!! That was per children.

See perma tan and semi naked bints

OP posts:
frAKKINPannikin · 16/05/2009 21:21

Predictable attempts at belly dancing from Turkey

Imoverhere · 16/05/2009 21:21

wind machines on again

Naughty camerman.. good groin shots there!

Thunderduck · 16/05/2009 21:21

Dum tek tek?

poppy34 · 16/05/2009 21:21

mm.turkey -not good

YanknCock · 16/05/2009 21:22

Like a poor man's Shakira this....

BecauseImWorthIt · 16/05/2009 21:22

Have just turned over. WTF was the Germany song all about?!

HeadFairy · 16/05/2009 21:22

LOL Ollie, UPS driver indeed!