Eurovision song contest

[Kimi]

Won't be the same without Wogan and we will get nil points thanks to political voting.
The songs will all be crap, some bint will be almost topless, there well be body hair where we don't need to see body hair and more perma tan then you can shake Victoria Beckham at.

There you go no need to watch now

Chorus really disappointing, as the verse sounds really good. Wish the camera would focus on Ms. VT a bit more though!

DH liking th girls' clobber.

Dh's eyes are now glued to the screen.

GN is boring, isn't he? Missing TW. Thought GN would be more fun.

I may buy this one!

someone tel the dancing bints the war is over

its like a 30s berlin nightclub but reimagined for the readership of heat

Not sure if I like this or not, but I almost always vote for the Germans.

What a waste to not actually see Dita Von Teese though... Russians don't know how to do telly.

They are BLINDING troos

I love it. Ranks up there with Moldova.

Note they are not showing much of ole Dita!

There she is!

wow that woman has got some figure!

Oh yes! Dita von Teese!

her bum looks big in that

I think they're showing enough don't you?

Blimey look at her tiny waist!

Seen quite a lot of her now!

Bloody hell she's got a small waist

Dh is in shock.

Good God - How does she breath???

my dh also now interested.

It is at lest quite catchy. Not sure how it will go down with the more conservative audiences though

I love Dita! Total girl crush on her...

lady perched on something forgot to get dressed.