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Eurovision song contest

873 replies

Kimi · 16/05/2009 19:53

Won't be the same without Wogan and we will get nil points thanks to political voting.
The songs will all be crap, some bint will be almost topless, there well be body hair where we don't need to see body hair and more perma tan then you can shake Victoria Beckham at.

There you go no need to watch now

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YanknCock · 16/05/2009 21:15

this sounds way too much like American country music for me....I moved here for a reason

frAKKINPannikin · 16/05/2009 21:15

I was expecting crazy Scandanavian rock, of the Lordi kind.

Disappointed now

tillyfernackerpants · 16/05/2009 21:15

think his trousers are too tight, can't stand properly

Imoverhere · 16/05/2009 21:15

I see I'm in a minority on teh guitar player then

differentID · 16/05/2009 21:15

Germany could be interseting

HeadFairy · 16/05/2009 21:16

super cheesey start from the Germans :O

JollyPirate · 16/05/2009 21:16

Bloody hell!

sorkycakey · 16/05/2009 21:16

oh dear!

tillyfernackerpants · 16/05/2009 21:16

Oh no, Germany does swing!

differentID · 16/05/2009 21:16

Ricky MArtin anyone?

JonAndHate · 16/05/2009 21:16

ha ha ha ha!!!!!

OllieWollieWoo · 16/05/2009 21:16

Except those silver things he is wearing!

poppy34 · 16/05/2009 21:16

isnt this the one with dita van teese in the background?

snickersnack · 16/05/2009 21:16

I want Germany to win. This is fantastic...

frAKKINPannikin · 16/05/2009 21:16

AAAAAARGH - silver tights?!

Pretty funky jazz feel though.

Kimi · 16/05/2009 21:16

no they should be shot

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Imoverhere · 16/05/2009 21:16

He wins on the trousere alone.

And the piano player too.

HeadFairy · 16/05/2009 21:16

Dita Von Teese is a bit of a coup for the Germans surely?

Heated · 16/05/2009 21:16

Dita's been choreographing this one, i read.

differentID · 16/05/2009 21:16

I quite like this one/

tillyfernackerpants · 16/05/2009 21:16

I reckon that's the Greek guy!

sorkycakey · 16/05/2009 21:16

catchy toon tho

Lubyloo · 16/05/2009 21:16

It's awful but think it will do well.

Kathyis6incheshigh · 16/05/2009 21:16

Well this one's fun!

cthea · 16/05/2009 21:17

That's what Eurovision is about, though, isn't it? Good on them.

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