Eurovision song contest

[Kimi]

Won't be the same without Wogan and we will get nil points thanks to political voting.
The songs will all be crap, some bint will be almost topless, there well be body hair where we don't need to see body hair and more perma tan then you can shake Victoria Beckham at.

There you go no need to watch now

ARGH Danish Ronan Keating!

Cute. Yum, I like Denmark already

Catchy, but he's watched Ronan Keating too many times and has copied his singing style.

ooh spooky stalker

Ok, I know Ronan Keating wrote it, but did the guy singing really have to make himself sound like RK as well!

If this wins, Ronan Keating will have to leave Ireland...

he's cute - he sounds irish

He does sound like RK tho doesn't he?

why is he standing like he's shat himslef?

and I need to check on dd so think this sub boyzone dross will do

Ooooh GN you are NORTY!

The rocker type band don't really fit with the song do they?

Fuck me, just as boring too!

At least there's no middle eastern warbling. Quite rocky. What's with the legs apart stance though?

ttoo much straining different ID

wasn't she headfairy? (crap eyes cant see)

hmm bit of a monty don stance there

he def has shat iself

Chris Martin on the keyboard

guitar player...yum!

long-haired guitarist is v cute

ooh dear.. not really into the wandering guitar player

and get up of ya knees

This is my fav so far (I'm a sucker for a tight pair of jeans me!

I agree, Malcom Young anyone?

wasn't she what kitten? Sorry keeping up with thread is taking it out of me