Eurovision song contest

[Kimi]

Won't be the same without Wogan and we will get nil points thanks to political voting.
The songs will all be crap, some bint will be almost topless, there well be body hair where we don't need to see body hair and more perma tan then you can shake Victoria Beckham at.

There you go no need to watch now

Nice frock on the Estonian... is she just going to hold that violin or play it?

I quite like this one.

what gives you that impression?

wow she's beautiful

there she goes

ah - here we go..

there you go headfairy, happy now?

I like the violin bit.

Of course thanks Frakkin

6 out of ten for Estonian from me. She'd get another point if she was actually playing that violin.

what is it with string sections ?

I think you are right - they've got fed up and going soft focus except for bondage lady front singer. and so far its been moldova/portugal for me but i'm looking forward to norway.

Is it in the rules that if you are from eastern europe, your song has to contain warbling?

they're getting some use out of that wind machine aren't they?

yes this isn't bad but its prob not quite catchy enough to pick up lots of votes but i coudl be wrong

FP:

"It's not easy for a solo artist to fill such a big stadium, but I think she managed it"

claws out...

tilly, are you referring to my earlier comment about Estonians? I don't think Paul Mccartney need lose any sleep

I have to boil the kettle, need another duff song!

Apparently this one is subtle and a real mixture...

I like this one!

@GN saying song grows on you, like mould

Ronan Keating wrote the next one - hope my Mum's watching - she'll be licking the screen.

Ronan Keating tribute act. Fuck me, he's right!!!!

brink is gonna make me barf

Ok, that's freaky...

He IS Ronan Keating!!!