Eurovision song contest

[Kimi]

Won't be the same without Wogan and we will get nil points thanks to political voting.
The songs will all be crap, some bint will be almost topless, there well be body hair where we don't need to see body hair and more perma tan then you can shake Victoria Beckham at.

There you go no need to watch now

It's not exactly 'Cold Shoulder' OWW

my favs so far were the girls posing as Gorgons singing about Jan

"Throw the dice, unravel our lies & learn how to be"

yawn at htis one and i notice the camera men are shying away from her

This is a tad boring. Also, isn't her voice quite high, for some reason I thought she'd have a real deep belter of one

is anyone scoring this?

OWW runs in shame for using the phrase wot not! I'm officially my mother!

Sweden/Moldova/Portugal and this one Malta stand out so far to me, so no doubt the kiss of death then.

the cameramen don't want her to win. I quite like it

Awful song, though, sounds like an old Jennifer Rush number.

a distinct lack of up the skirt shots for this one I notice

me too, its quite stirring

She is a proper singer for once, rather than a pop tartlet.

OUCH - saucer of milk for Graham Norton!

portugal/greece/azerbaijan for me so far!

malta - better than I expected... at least it wasnt like a bad musical / folk conference

Love the GN comment about a performer filling the stadium

certainly does frankin -she has clealry been to the same expensive but worth it surgeon that the news reader on france 2 has been (I think its france 2 -its the older blonde lady that causes my husband to take a sudden keen interest in french current affairs).

six young females from estonia - I predict russian camera frenzy

I quite enjoyed hers.

a lady who can roll her rrrrrrrs now. important talent that.

'windy and cold' - sounds like my day so far....

I think the Greek one will one so far

the instruments are in the way of the up the skirt shots I think

I'm actually quite enjoying the songs sung in the native language. GN is no Tel but he's growing on me.

spirituelle = spiritual

What did GN say?!

I have a feeling she's gonna play the violin in a minute...