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Eurovision song contest

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Kimi · 16/05/2009 19:53

Won't be the same without Wogan and we will get nil points thanks to political voting.
The songs will all be crap, some bint will be almost topless, there well be body hair where we don't need to see body hair and more perma tan then you can shake Victoria Beckham at.

There you go no need to watch now

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differentID · 16/05/2009 19:55

Kimi- I shall be multi tasking! posting here and watching.
We still need to watch, though and take the piss.

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Kimi · 16/05/2009 19:57

Echo Echo......

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glitteryb6 · 16/05/2009 19:58

Terry Wogan was the best thing about it!

I might turn the sound down and listen to Ken Bruce commentating on Radio 2, sounds so much like TW, i always get them mixed up in the morning!

yama · 16/05/2009 19:58

Can't wait.

Please folks I need your witty comments at lightening speed as I shall be passing them off as my own to my friends via text.

I thank you [bow].

Kathyis6incheshigh · 16/05/2009 19:59

It will be so desperately funny sad if despite having put lots of effort into it this year and employing one of our Greatest Songwriters (allegedly) we still come last.

HeadFairy · 16/05/2009 20:00

It's the only thing that's on tonight and I'm here at work until the bloody thing's over... will be drowning my sorrows in chocolate!

differentID · 16/05/2009 20:00

lol glittery.

Poor Graham NOrton can't get drunk- he's on painkillers after injuring his ribs apparently.

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Kimi · 16/05/2009 20:00

I sent then a recording of me ironing the cat and asked to be this years entry but they said I was too goo

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differentID · 16/05/2009 20:03

pmsl- I think Cirque de soleil have used your tape for their act!

glitteryb6 · 16/05/2009 20:04

loving the leather shorts guy!

differentID · 16/05/2009 20:04

Graham NOrton could be good fun!

glitteryb6 · 16/05/2009 20:06

right i've got Ken Bruce in one ear and Graham Norton in the other and cant decide which one to go for!

differentID · 16/05/2009 20:07

Norton!!!!!!!

HeadFairy · 16/05/2009 20:07

kimi!

I sent in a tape of me scratching my fingernails down a blackboard and they said that was too sophisicated for Eurovision... needed to have a few more Bing Banga Bangs in.

TeenyTinyToria · 16/05/2009 20:07

Graham Norton is funny, and Cirque du Soleil were amazing! Loved the tumbling and the people somehow bouncing up a wall.

glitteryb6 · 16/05/2009 20:08

graham norton wins it Ken bruce has about a 30 second delay...far too confusing!

differentID · 16/05/2009 20:08

You needed some national drumming action HF, and should have worn leather.

Thunderduck · 16/05/2009 20:08

This is great. I loved the wardrobe malfunction. And the Russian Jeanette Kranky.

glitteryb6 · 16/05/2009 20:10

my fave ever were the Herreys brothers, remember them? Diggi Loo-Diggi ley!

HeadFairy · 16/05/2009 20:13

You're so right, DiffID and perhaps a wind machine, and a bloke who looks and sings like Enrique Inglesias, singing bad English, who tears off his shirt when we get to the surging climax of the song

differentID · 16/05/2009 20:14

Dreary, dreary, dreary.

differentID · 16/05/2009 20:14

@ HF

frAKKINPannikin · 16/05/2009 20:16

settles in to mock

The French take this sooooo seriously.

Crappy ballad from Lithuania, nothing remotely special, knock off of last year's Russian win - some form of tribute maybe?!

HeadFairy · 16/05/2009 20:17

I'm soooo fed up of that dreadful song by Jade already.... to think the man who made millions hum along to I close my eyes has written something so irritating!

differentID · 16/05/2009 20:17

Is Israel singing flat? They were'nt in tune in the intro