Apprentice 29th April

[TrillianAstra]

I'm excited. Are you excited?

(my life is obviously devoid of real excitement)

Lorraine has got the best eye, but trying to cover herself...

'hardly mentioned the rug all day'!!!!! Mentioned it all the time in what we've seen!

Oooh Lorraine - spot on! Hardly mentioned the rug all day - he is such a liar

Lorraine always looke like someone's just shat in her pocket, doesn't she?

me too Zebra

Philip is being a complete arsehole to swingin' Lorraine.

in fairness to lorraine she said allalong the rug was the top item

PHIL=WANKER

I don't even like her, she's a miserable bint but the others just ride all over her.

He's done this to her before - oooh I hope he goes tonight!

ah, but your rug is lovely ilove.

Is she s swinger?

Ooh, get my lippy...blushingprincesstwinkle

Boardroom must be quite good fun this week - we've got a whole half hour of it.

...and another shit joke by suralan

i want to SLAP ben

What was hard about selling a load of stuff?

(not in a good way)

Here we go with the rug.

pmsl at that one identifying with the fish...

That rug is going to be his downfall.

c'mon lorraine
cassandra ;)

I know what it means to be Cassandra!

Thank You S'Ralan. Durham accent.
Durham.
He is not Geordie!