Apprentice 29th April

[TrillianAstra]

I'm excited. Are you excited?

(my life is obviously devoid of real excitement)

Nicky, you are so right!

Why do more people not ask what on earth this lot are doing?

'It's not often I get 3 smartly-dressed people asking me if I want to buy a commode'

I thought that too Botbot - "based on the fact that I don't want it!!!"

Noorul is so wet though isn't he just?
God I'd have to shake him, just to get a reaction

Greenwich Market. It's just a tour of southeast London this week.

ooh, I missed the shoes!

I am soooo glad Ben isn't leading any actual troops...

Still with the rug!

SO it's just 'how much money did you make'.

They're not going to subtract the value of the items left like in Scrabble?

Not as glad as the troops are bof.

It is very dull this week!

We might have one of those getting-there-too-late situations this week - not had one of those this series.

I haven't got the clientele...at a rug stall!

She is very aggressive!

£55!!!
OMG you morons!

£55!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuck! The rug is circular.
Who has a circular rug?

Ben is a Prat - with capital P

and the smug Sir-Alan's-spies are starting to grate on my nerves.

Can't stop watching it though!

WHO buys a rug from three tossers walking down the street???

this is ridiculous!
Who buys rugs in the street?

Pretend it;s blue PMSL!

Oh dear Phil you are sooo out!

Ha! I can't wait for Lorraine to be proved right!

this is looking more fakery and staged by the minute

I have a circular rug!!!!!!! It is GORGEOUS and cost a bomb!