Apprentice 29th April

[TrillianAstra]

I'm excited. Are you excited?

(my life is obviously devoid of real excitement)

Alvin, voicing the thoughts of MN there!

I don't think I can watch any more of Ben

OMG! James!

Oh bless James, he is fab!

Hurrah Nick is on!

Muggg, but those horrible braces he wears! You really couldn't!

[obviously I have not a leg to stand on]

Good god, have something about you.
The guy may be speaking now but he's still so bloody wet.

Who the hell would want 'wet man'?

Mind you, I bet he'd do the hoovering/dusting/anything you said without complaint.

Does anyone have his number?

aww that was sweet of Nick

I'd like to see James win actually just for comedy value.

Step away from the Chardonnay Botbot - its impairing your guydar!

Nooral is just too nice. You just need to be a complete wanker to beat everyone else.

brilliant Adrian!

pmsl - he didn't go? Bloody hilarious! I must have missed that!

See I'm not even going to mention the slight thing I've got for Adrian Chiles.

Get the girl some lip salve!

@ Nick

Bot - Is he on your list of people 'you would, but you wouldn't admit it?'

Here's Father Ted's big moment...

I wish Lorraine would take some tweezers to those eyebrows.

She is a very odd and a bit annoying but I do feel a bit sorry for her.

Good point on the lippy...

Moon hoover?

Moonhoover, LOL!

pmsl- they've given him a skeleton!!
the audience vote was sooooooo FIRED!!