Apprentice 29th April

[TrillianAstra]

I'm excited. Are you excited?

(my life is obviously devoid of real excitement)

Oh great I found you - here we go!!!

Phil stroking his manly chest...

How do they know whose turn it is to get up to the phone?

Liar liar pants on fire about it being 20 to 6 as well, I bet they have stock shots of 'very early' clocks

oh and as north east durham'er can I just claim that we are NOT like phillip

Ah gawd. I can't watch and type...

The task this week is all about selling. Just like the other tasks then.

whoop!

Are the shaggers on the same team?

Ooh. It's Philip v Ben!

Oooh, clash of the pretty boys

here we go!

Check out Nick, hand in pocket, all nonch.

Oooh Philip v Ben!

I wonder who wins this one?

"I think some might be red herrings" - no shit...

Please Lord, tell me they won't buy that sodding commode? They are worthless.

WEll that's the reason for the firing then "Don't take everything at face value". Someone won't ...and byeee

Sandhurst again...

I really don't like Ben...and shut the fuck up about Sandhurst!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh god their both tossers!

Ben clearly series 5 fool

Ben, ffs shut up about bloody Sandhurst.
What a bell end that boy is.

Oh curses. DH has paused it so he can make cups of tea. Shall have to catch up with my imaginary friends you all afterwards...

'It's quite a rugged sport really'. What a cock. And what is he wearing?

lol at Lorraine being 36. I knew her 20 years ago and I think we were about the same age. She might have been a couple of years younger than me at the most, she certainly wasn't 7 years younger.

oh phillip being quite nice

Slighly irrational?

He was pantsman FFs!