What's your favourite line from Friends?

[67Impala]

I've just been watching reruns of Friends on E4 and there's so many classic lines I thought you lot might have some faves.

I nearly posted on here the other night when I discovered that I could indeed get E4, and therefore could watch Friends again..thought that I would be deemed sad, but you guys have restorred my faith!

Some many funny lines, but I love the kiss that Ross & Rachel have in the coffee shop, and when Phoebe says 'see, he's her lobster'

Phoebe: [Right after playing a song in the coffee shop ] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.

lolol

ooh and when Rachel wants to go back to work:

Rachel: Can you take care of Emma just for today?
Ross: Sure, just lend me your breasts and we'll be on our way.

I don't know whether I'm hungry or horny (Ross to Chandler)
Chandler :Stay the hell out of my freezer!

that one makes me laugh everytime dora

Rachel's ill typed Mills and Boon story "His throbbing pens
Ross: You don't wanna be around when he starts writing with those!

Oh these songs sorry if they have already been done but seriously classic LOL.

All sung by Pheobe

Love

Love is sweet as summer showers,
Love is a wondrous work of art,
But your love oh your love, your love...
Is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart.
La-la-la-la-la- (some guy gives her some change and to that guy she says) Thank you.
La-la-la-la...ohhh!
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Snowman

I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitchin'
How was I supposed to know that my mom was dead in the kitchen
La-la-la-la-la-la-la...
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In the Shower

I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song
Stop me if you've heard it.
My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet,
and Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget.
Lather, rinse, repeat
and lather, rinse, repeat
and lather, rinse, repeat
as needed.
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Grandma

Now grandma's a person who everyone likes
She brought you a train and a bright shiny bike
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner
And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.
Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru,
But the truth is she died and someday you will too
La-la-la-la-la...

God I forgot how good she was LMFAO.

Chandler to Monica; 'why don't I move in here and you understand what I'm saying'

Pheobe again

Went to a store sat on santas lap
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap
Now you havent heard it yet so dont try to sing along
No dont sing along

Monica Monica have a happy hanika
So santa clause said hello to Ross
And please tell Joey christmas will be snow-ay-ay
Rachel and Chandler have hoot n landl-eeeeerrrrr

Merry christmas everybody

LOL.

regina falangey - sorry thats probably not the right way to spell it but it always makes me laugh

DS is eating the last chocolate pudding. So DH says to me, 'It's OK, there's some spotted dick still.' And I say, 'Oh yes, because that's the same.'

And DH replies - 'Math? You're giving me math??'

[Chandler when they comfort him that he may not be good at dating but he's good with numbers]

I tell you, it's like a second language in our house

'Why, it's like summer in a bowl.'

[Joey with the pot pourri]

"WHAT GETS OUT HUMOUS!???" I still shout that every time we buy any.

"He's your lobster"

"you fell ASLEEEEP"

"And THAT is what you call c-losure"

And my all time favourite

"You're over me? When were you under me?"

Slayerettes Joey one has just reminded me of another fave

"my favourite, fried stuff with cheese" by Joey obviously!

Can't believe we've missed this one so far:

Men are here. Make fire. Cook meat. Then pee on fire to put it out and no get invited back!'

When Rachel apologies to Phoebe for being a baby and Phoebe replies "thats ok Rachel, we were all babies once"!

When Chandler tidies the flat and try's putting it back together in the same way and drops the phone and ross says " and that goes there" and when Monica returns asks Chandler where Ross sat naked so she can clean! All sooo funny, love that episode!

Also like it when Ross eats the maple candy!

The one with the Thanksgiving candy:

Monica - I even got a threatening note!

Joey - Yeah, sorry about that. Mob mentality
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I do NOT have chubby ankles!

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Following on from the losing the ring bit - when Rachel's in a panic about it, she says "...and it's so much harder to return the ring without the ring...'

DH and I frequently use that line when we're frantically searching for something.

'BETH DIES'

Notanotter - do you want me to put the book in the freezer?

LOL

I am not even a HUGE friends fan but i loved that one!

I did too - when Joey is talking about The Shining 'in code' - totally giving the plot away - and Rachel gets angry, I love Chandler: 'I can't believe she cracked your code!'

Probably already in the insanely long thread but...

Oh the cow in the meadow goes moo, oh the cow in the meadow goes moo, then the farmer hits them on the head and grinds them up and that's how we get hamburgers.

New York City has no power,
and the milk is getting sour.
But to me it is not scary,
'cause I stay away from dairy.
LA la, la LA la, LA la...

They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch,
and soon they'll grow up and resent you so much.
Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why,
and you cry and you cry and you cry.
And you cry and you cry and you cry and you cry...