What's your favourite line from Friends?

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I've just been watching reruns of Friends on E4 and there's so many classic lines I thought you lot might have some faves.

When Phoebe is spelling out her name for the journo from The Soap Opera Digest

"P is for Phoebe,
H is for Hee Bee,
O is for O Bee,
E is for E Bee,
B is foe B Bee,
E is for...'Ello there mate!"

Also this

Phoebe swears

Best bit ever.

Phoebe's songs:

found you in my bed...
How'd you wind up there?
You are a mystery
Little black curly hair
Little black curly hair
Little black, little black,
Little black, little black,
Little black curly hair

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Sometimes men love women
And sometimes men love men
Then there are bi-sexuals
Though some just say they're kidding themselves
La-la-la-la-la-la...

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There was a girl we'll call her Betty
And a guy let's call him Neil
Now I can't stress this point too strongly
This story isn't real.

(time passes by)

Now our Neil must decide
Who will be the girl that he casts aside?
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly
Or will it be the one who we'll call L-L-Lulie?
He must decide, he must decide
Even though I made him up he must decide

aaaah your all as obsessed as me.

friends is my comfort blanket, I have a bad day...I go and put friends on. I cant sleep...I go and put friends on.

"not just janice, janice in labour, contracting and everything!"

the one where ross and monica found out they kissed

oooh and YOU BROKE MY FRIDGE!!!!!!

When Joey says "Grandma's chicken salad"

(it's his proof that he can say anything sexily)

I actually went over to LA to watch an episode being filmed and pulled a muscle in my shoulder as I was clapping so hard. I'm normally quite sane but that day I was dressed COMPLETELY in Friends merchandise.

Ooh - has anyone mentioned this episode?? I LOVE it!

"It's Miss Chanandler Bong, actually.'

"Althea!'
"You're shooting with Althea??????"
"Unbelievable - Althea is correct!"
"Nice shooting!"

'He's a - he's a TRANSPONDER!'
'That's not even a WORD!'

And Joey's childhood imaginary friend - Maurice, space cowboy

There was a really bad episode in the second series when Rachel was going out with a guy just like Ross but called Russ, played again by David Schwimmer. Ross and Russ have an argument over a crossword. Its a terrible episode but I have always loved this line from it -

"You could not be more wrong. You could try, but you would not be successful."

Love it!

'They're as different as night and...later that night!'

Winter I watched that episode this morning and I agree it was a definitely a low point.

I was cringing it as I watched Ross play Russ thinking WHY???

Definitely the worst one I've seen.

sorry if it's already been cited - pregnant rachel to ross on whether or not braxton hicks hurt -
"no uterus - no opinion!"

should be a feminist mantra!!

i watch too many reruns

Rachel: The "I Hate Rachel Green Club"? Who was in this club?

Will: Me and Ross...

Ross: There's no need to point; she knows who Ross is.

Chandler: Wait a minute, we heard that rumor in my high school! You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island?

I love the whole episode.

Oh, so many.

"The cushions are the essence of the chair!" "That's right - I'm taking your essence."

I love the Thanksgiving one where Phoebe fancies Mr Geller - "What I wouldn't give to be that can of...condensed milk."

'I'll call the phone company. Maybe they can change his number!'
"I think after tonight he'll be doing that himself.'

'In the words of A.A.Milne, get out of my chair, dillhole!'

No-one's mentioned this one?

Rachel: ...How many centimetres am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Dr Long: Three
Ross: Just three? I'm dilated three!

'He's standing in the window holding a human head!'

Phoebe's classic song "the cows in the field go moo, the cows in the field go moo, then the farmer hits them on the head [and grinds them up?' and that's how we get hamburgers".

"Monica, pigeons learn faster than you".

"Chandler.."
Joey to chandler when discovering the pages of the recipe book are stuck together...LMAO!

And my fav of all time is whenRachel is in the loo 9 months preggers and Ross comes in and calls "Rachel, hurry up, we will be late for the Drs"
And she screems
"In a minute".
Love it

Ross when he sees Monaica and Chandler making out in his apartment

'get off my sister'

and then later on when he decides he's happy 'my best friend and my sister'

Ooh so many I was totally sad and had all of them on video then DVD LOL blame my mum she got me huge box full of them series 1-4 for my 13th bday lol

One of my favourites has to be when Chandler sat on Jacks, Monica and Ross' dad, knee naked and later when theya re talking about it.

Chandler says: Maybe I'll talk to your dad and he won't tell the story

Monica: I don't think so

Chandler: I'll go talk to him face to face, and by face I don't mean ass and by face I don't mean his lap

Classic one of many I'll probably be back now and again rememebering lines PSML.