EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

[Southeastdweller]

Welcome to the EastEnders spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on BBC iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

There are a few actors in Eastenders who can’t keep up the Laaaahndaaan accent consistently.

Joel (posh)
Denzel (is he from Bristol?!)
Mark (a bit posh)

Ravi sounds like a Brummie, but maybe he’s meant to be? Can’t remember his back story.

Max isn't going like Clive getting close to Linda and won't want him being friendly with Annie I'm thinking.

Ravi actor is from Wolverhampton and you can sometimes really hear that! I don't know where Ravi is supposed to be from but he was with Priya as a teen and she is full south London.

You can definitely hear the midlands accent from Ravi sometimes. It’s refreshing to hear that they’re not all east Enders or South eastern types.

Lola actress was from Lewisham, I know that as my hairdresser used to do her hair in nearby Sydenham before she got famous.

Noooooooooooo give him a chance
I don't know anything Jason Durr has been in before (Holby /Casualty and Heartbeat maybe ) .

But when the Taylors arrived in a transit van with their wordly belongings , all Karen's kids had different dads . Bronson had a shit in the square gardens and she was chain smoking with her bra straps hanging down, mouth like the Mersey Tunnel. They were brought in as a rough AF family . But everyone warmed to them.
Some new characters are too try hard .

I'm sorry to tell you this @70isaLimitNotaTarget but I did not warm to the Taylors 😆I can't think of a single one I liked. Mitch was okay but he was a later addition.

Anyway Clive is on borrowed time as it's a guest stint so I won't get time to warm to him!

Not even Ken (Keanu) ?

Especially not Ken😆

I was completely indifferent about the Taylor’s, but did make an exception for Keanu 😉

Aww poor old Keanu, nice-but-dim comes to mind!

He was in one of the cringiest scenes ever on EE - trapped under the bed whilst Shazza and Phil were bonking in it! 😱

That was just laughable the bed scene. I’m sure it’s happened before but the way it was filmed.

It's one of my favourite scenes ever for laughs. That single tear running down his little face while they bounce away above him. Even thinking of it makes me giggle.

while they bounce away above him

... and Phil making sex noises

😂

Oh god. The night Sharon slept with two men! That was bad! Lol

I think that Ricky looks likes a young Tom hanks. I’m rewatching Wednesdays one. See if there are any clues

It was Sharon's shreiks of laughter that made me wince .
Those sheets still damp with Ken's sweat and there's Phil writhing about .

Didn’t get anything from Wednesday expect marks mardy face! Poor policewoman will be disappointed as she isn’t Lauren.

Except

How long till Lauren calls Pe-Ah "Mark" in the height of passion.

I don't think PoliceWoman will care if Mark calls her Lauren TBH .

It’s not Barney ! It can’t be !

The new policewoman IS a TART ! lol

I agree it really can't be Barney.
Surely the teens must be able to work it out if it's one of them. They seemed to go off in pairs, so who broke away and was alone a while?
They always want to 'surprise' you although Wadey isn't very good at that!

Will this be a long ‘ who dunnit ‘ I wonder ?
Everyone in the frame. I hope it doesn’t drag on too much if they are going down that route.

Instead of 'the six' it will be 'the eight'!

The eight ! Yes.