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Masterchef thread 3. Just don't mention the nuts.

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Halsall · 14/05/2026 20:41

Onwards we go, Chuffs 😊

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PotterHead1985 · 15/05/2026 20:16

Sunbird24 · 15/05/2026 20:15

Crumble! Hooray!

Finally

PotterHead1985 · 15/05/2026 20:16

bungobungobungo · 15/05/2026 20:15

@PotterHead1985the ones I’m talking about pretend it’s cod. There was an investigation into it recently.

Ooh call trading standards stat!

littlbrowndog · 15/05/2026 20:16

Jeez be more adventurous. Crumble !!

Sunbird24 · 15/05/2026 20:17

Fuck’s sake Grace. Another elevate

Fransgran · 15/05/2026 20:17

Sunbird24 · 15/05/2026 20:14

Pina colada choux buns sound pretty nice…

Pina colada always reminds me of my mother who never drank anything stronger than a babycham. Once, visiting us, she had two pina coladas and lost the use of her legs momentarily when she got up

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 15/05/2026 20:17

Well if we did play the elevate drinking game, we'd be needing new livers by now.

PotterHead1985 · 15/05/2026 20:18

Fransgran · 15/05/2026 20:17

Pina colada always reminds me of my mother who never drank anything stronger than a babycham. Once, visiting us, she had two pina coladas and lost the use of her legs momentarily when she got up

🤣🤣

I dont like pina colada. Not overly fond of coconut

MyAutumnCrow · 15/05/2026 20:18

Fransgran · 15/05/2026 20:17

Pina colada always reminds me of my mother who never drank anything stronger than a babycham. Once, visiting us, she had two pina coladas and lost the use of her legs momentarily when she got up

I’m getting a bit like that in my dotage.

Halsall · 15/05/2026 20:18

Hang on, Kirsty's a Waste Collections Manager? Isn't that effectively what Tony Soprano was?

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littlbrowndog · 15/05/2026 20:19

Halsall · 15/05/2026 20:18

Hang on, Kirsty's a Waste Collections Manager? Isn't that effectively what Tony Soprano was?

Well exactly

littlbrowndog · 15/05/2026 20:20

Choux sandwich

PotterHead1985 · 15/05/2026 20:20

Frankie 'dont look at them, just eat them'!!!

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 15/05/2026 20:21

Anna's roots need a touch up. Maybe thats why she wears the big headbands.

Sunbird24 · 15/05/2026 20:21

There’s a restaurant near me that does a lovely salad with crispy duck and mango. It’s ace

Foodgloriousfoodie · 15/05/2026 20:21

Halsall · 15/05/2026 20:18

Hang on, Kirsty's a Waste Collections Manager? Isn't that effectively what Tony Soprano was?

Yes! 😂😂😂

littlbrowndog · 15/05/2026 20:21

Pesto with mango. Ffs

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 15/05/2026 20:21

No crackling.

Foodgloriousfoodie · 15/05/2026 20:21

I’m still laughing about cream brulee

spelling!

Sunbird24 · 15/05/2026 20:22

Arghhhhh!,

Halsall · 15/05/2026 20:22

The redcurrant wagon must have been round. John had some on his steak yesterday as well.

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Foodgloriousfoodie · 15/05/2026 20:23

Oh Jade…

mangos seem a bit lazy

soggy chicken Sean

Foodgloriousfoodie · 15/05/2026 20:23

Sean talked himself out of that challenge

PotterHead1985 · 15/05/2026 20:23

The way grace said your chicken there sounds like shit!!

MyAutumnCrow · 15/05/2026 20:24

Halsall · 15/05/2026 20:22

The redcurrant wagon must have been round. John had some on his steak yesterday as well.

I suppose they’re ‘shiny’ and safe.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 15/05/2026 20:24

So far so underwhelming. It just needs good puddings and they'll go through. Thats shit choux frankie.

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