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MAFSAUS #16 No Spoilers!!! Bring your bird photos and paintings as the onscreen drama is losing its’ appeal…

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Choux · 26/04/2026 11:26

We had two #13s so I have skipped #15…

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Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 26/04/2026 22:21

Thanks Choux and thanks for the pic of the egret, I just got the play on words!

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 26/04/2026 22:27

thenightsky · 26/04/2026 21:11

Lincoln had a Ritzy when we moved here. Used to call it Itzy Ritzy.

My boyfriend at the weekend told me Streatham had a Ritzy too that I never knew about! It apparently changed names after it was called The Studio and after that Caesars Palace. Before The Studio it was called The Cats Whiskers and lit up neon green at night with a black cat picture that me as a young child used to think glamorous when passing it when in the car at night on my way to see my grandparents in Clapham. Before that it was called The Locarno in 1920s (?) where said grandparents met for the first time back then. Young love eh?!

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 26/04/2026 22:27

thenightsky · 26/04/2026 21:11

Lincoln had a Ritzy when we moved here. Used to call it Itzy Ritzy.

🤣 that’s a good one.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 26/04/2026 22:32

Choux · 26/04/2026 20:12

I forgot to include the nightclub chat in the title but that should also continue.

My first ever visit to a nightclub was at 9 years old with the school at Christmas in late 70s. To Cinatras in Croydon. It had the tiny tables and chairs lounge bar (?) set up. We felt so grown up going there. We were meant to see Gary Glitter but he didn’t turn up so we saw The Baron Knights instead which was just as good for us kids dancing around. Looking back it’s probably best Glitter didn’t appear! Seeing his crimes against young girls years later.

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 26/04/2026 22:33

Italiangreyhound · 26/04/2026 14:31

I always feel uncomfortable when the experts imply you can just push through your feelings!

Like poor Sarah with rapper Dean

Thanks @Choux

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 26/04/2026 22:34

dapsnotplimsolls · 26/04/2026 19:41

I think he's inexperienced but also thinks he deserves someone who looks like Alissa.

He’s inexperienced but Rachel seems like she’d eat him alive. No wonder he’s scared and looks like a rabbit in the headlights most of the time he’s alone with her.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 26/04/2026 22:35

BIossomtoes · 26/04/2026 16:31

I saw an interview with Sam. He said they often heard laughter coming from their apartment and they got on really well.

So what went wrong then?

Ophir · 26/04/2026 22:35

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 26/04/2026 22:34

He’s inexperienced but Rachel seems like she’d eat him alive. No wonder he’s scared and looks like a rabbit in the headlights most of the time he’s alone with her.

She’s so desperate it makes me cringe

InertBird · 26/04/2026 22:37

Stevo needs someone who gets his sense of humour and doesn't mind or even shares his interest in fishing and footy. He and Rachel just don't go together at all.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 26/04/2026 22:37

SilverHeadband · 26/04/2026 12:23

Thank you.

I wish people didn’t get given a hard time by the experts for not fancying their partner. Yes they should try for a couple of weeks and give it a chance. But if it’s not there, you can’t force it and that’s nobody’s fault.

It’s embarrassing really. You should be allowed to leave earlier if you don’t fancy them and it’s not going anywhere, not be forced to stay, it’s almost like they’re locked in an apartment together to be forced to make it work. Grim.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 26/04/2026 22:39

InertBird · 26/04/2026 22:37

Stevo needs someone who gets his sense of humour and doesn't mind or even shares his interest in fishing and footy. He and Rachel just don't go together at all.

If I ever see a man on OLD holding up a fish in his picture that’s a big ick for me. Call me cruel but I can see Stevo doing that…

murasaki · 26/04/2026 22:41

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 26/04/2026 22:39

If I ever see a man on OLD holding up a fish in his picture that’s a big ick for me. Call me cruel but I can see Stevo doing that…

Whereas I doubt Stevo has ever landed an actual fish in his life.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 26/04/2026 22:43

murasaki · 26/04/2026 22:41

Whereas I doubt Stevo has ever landed an actual fish in his life.

Ooh harsh!

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 26/04/2026 22:43

But probably true @murasaki

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 26/04/2026 22:45

InertBird · 26/04/2026 22:37

Stevo needs someone who gets his sense of humour and doesn't mind or even shares his interest in fishing and footy. He and Rachel just don't go together at all.

He has a very teenage boy sense of humour, a bit Beavis and Butthead style if you will.

TinselAngel · 26/04/2026 22:57

I’m away Monday and Tuesday night and am already regretting missing MAFS 😬

dapsnotplimsolls · 26/04/2026 23:00

TinselAngel · 26/04/2026 22:57

I’m away Monday and Tuesday night and am already regretting missing MAFS 😬

I'll also be missing tomorrow night and Tuesday night - hmph.

InertBird · 26/04/2026 23:11

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 26/04/2026 22:45

He has a very teenage boy sense of humour, a bit Beavis and Butthead style if you will.

Rachel threw a wobbler over one of his Beavis and Butthead jokes on the honeymoon, now the poor sod is walking on eggshells pretending to be woke

TinselAngel · 26/04/2026 23:26

dapsnotplimsolls · 26/04/2026 23:00

I'll also be missing tomorrow night and Tuesday night - hmph.

Probably bugger all will happen of any significance 🤞🏻

Villanousvillans · 26/04/2026 23:30

I’ve just watched the Gia clips on the After show. Bloody hell, what an eye opener.

dapsnotplimsolls · 27/04/2026 06:00

TinselAngel · 26/04/2026 23:26

Probably bugger all will happen of any significance 🤞🏻

I hope one of the ixperts will tell Gia to stop flouncing.

landlordhell · 27/04/2026 06:38

SilverHeadband · 26/04/2026 12:23

Thank you.

I wish people didn’t get given a hard time by the experts for not fancying their partner. Yes they should try for a couple of weeks and give it a chance. But if it’s not there, you can’t force it and that’s nobody’s fault.

Agree. We can all see Steve is not feeling it and neither is Danny.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 27/04/2026 07:31

InertBird · 26/04/2026 23:11

Rachel threw a wobbler over one of his Beavis and Butthead jokes on the honeymoon, now the poor sod is walking on eggshells pretending to be woke

I think the poor guy is confused! He doesn’t know who to be or what to say anymore. Apparently he only signed up for the show after a night at the pub and I think he may be regretting it somewhat since. He doesn’t seem the most extroverted person on the show (has a sense of humour though) but is probably a nice guy with friends and family outside of the experiment.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 27/04/2026 07:32

landlordhell · 27/04/2026 06:38

Agree. We can all see Steve is not feeling it and neither is Danny.

But the producers and MAFS will do anything to get them to stay for the views and also some of contestants want the fame and not lurve.

dapsnotplimsolls · 27/04/2026 07:35

Danny is also keen to stay for the publicity.

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