MAFSAUS#13 NO SPOILERS Fingers, mingers and zingers, get your pecs out for the lasses if you can get over THE HURT

[TinselAngel]

Off we go…

Did he just cell her fishy?

10 fingers????!!!

They need to introduce replays into this. Every time a claim is made, there needs to be footage shown showing what happened.

And also, the drama is only interesting when contrasted with something, anything else.

When it’s wall to wall drama it’s formulaic, boring, predictable and hard to watch.

I reckon she gave him a sloppy blowie

Steve is petrified at the thought of more intimacy

I almost responded something very crude

😂

He IS a fisherman...

Mel is beautiful.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

So stunning with a fabulous smile

OK so Joel and Juliette are on last

Thinking of life outside the experiment and not mentioning the babies at all. I mean, you're just getting to know each other and suddenly it'll be night feedings and poonamis.

when is alyssa and david going to implode?

Can’t imagine him getting it up

whatshisface Baby buyer probably has the worst hair style in mafs history. It’s like 3 styles in one, but I just noticed it today. It even tops the shitlids

I forgot that bit!

Neither can I. I think that’s half the problem.

Thinking back to their wedding day, Alissa is the one more likely to implode it.

David actually seems like a very genuine guy. Definitely one of the best grooms they’ve had in recent years.

So what’s she been like then? A menace etc

Surely there's been alit more to these two than what we have seen? Why are they portraying them as such boring individuals?

They both sound like they're reading off a script tonight with no emotion behind the words - bizarre!

It’s not their Storytime yet!

We all need to remember this is a tv show and they have to save the storylines and drama for when they need it!

Because it’s the Gia, Juliette/Brooke and Bec show